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Feminazism (1917 - Present Day) is the political party adopted at the beginning of World War 1 by the *working* class women who had the radical idea that women are people too, and is surprisingly popular among women during the World Wars. These blasphemous swines decided that the "right" thing to do was to fight for women's rights[1] (Whatever fairytale land that they may have come from).
Feminazism was founded in 1917, just after the American involvement in World War 1, by the terrorist leader named Rosie Sandra Buzzkill, or just Rosie the Riveter, as many of her dedicated followers referred to her as. Feminazism has become an interest during times of war, where the men are no longer around to keep the women in check, alllowing them to socialize, and come up with outrageous ideas that no man in their right minds would ever allow if they were around.
Rosie Sandra Buzzkill[edit | edit source]
Rosie Sandra Buzzkill, the Hitler of Feminazism was born on September 16th 1897. Born to a Civil war veteran father, she was forcefully raised believing that men were infinitely superior to women[2] because men fought in wars, whereas women stayed home and did laundry, because that is all they are good for[3]. Rosie however did not find this invigorating life of being a slave to the men as fun or interesting, as she should have.
Rosie was never popular at school or church, because she didn't want to obey everything that the men told her. Her counselor told her family that she was definitely mentally unstable, and needed to see a doctor to find out what is wrong with her.
Rosie never made it to the doctor. She brutally murdered her mother and father, and ran away in the year 1912, in hopes of bringing her ideas for a sick and twisted world where women had the same rights as men to fruition.
Rise of Feminazism[edit | edit source]
After 3 years of nothing from Rosie, the world opened up a new chance for her rise. In 1915, World War I started, and Rosie jumped at her opportunity. By 1916 rosie was pulling the strings in congress to get America into the war, to kick some soon-to-be nazi ass. Finally in 1917 Rosie struck a deal with congress to blow up a passenger cruise boat, and blame it on the Germans[4]. And what do you know? The United States was in World War 1
With the infinite superiority of the United States getting shipped off to defend pussy countries like France, and kick the asses of the nazi bastards in Germany, Rosie saw fit to begin her reign as the leader of the Feminazi party, and inspire countless women to begin rejecting the morals and values set down by the lord, and begin working out side of the household kitchen[5].
Rosie began gaining popularity among an underground cult of demonic women who too believed that they deserved the same rights men had. This secret society had long since been shunned by civilization into hiding. Rosie begun meeting with these evil beings, learning their ways and finally joining their ranks, where she adopted the name "Rosie the Riveter". Rosie the Riveter became very popular among her new friends for her radical ideas, and easily became the new leader of the secret underground cult, now being referred to as The Feminazi Party.
Feminazism in the World Wars[edit | edit source]
With her new devoted group of followers, Rosie the Riveter was finally ready to spread her views of an equal world for women, whatever the cost may be. Rosie the Riveter masterfully created the illusion that German submarines sunk the American cruise ship, Lusitania, giving America the best reason to declare war on Germany, allowing her plans to finally come to fruition.
Rosie set a large foot-hold at the start of World War 1 by creating her widely renowned "We can do It" signs, with her hideous face plastered on it that were hung up on every street corner and hobo that could be found throughout America during the war. Men that weren't shipped off to the pussy France thought that it was some out there new franchise of pornography and instantly became fans of the Feminazi Party. Women across the country began demanding jobs and all around infuriating their husbands, who found it much harder to tie their wives up and fuck them, because they never stopped moving. Little did they know that the new pornography craze and the rambunctious women were intertwined.
By the end of the war in 1919 the damage was already done and the brave warriors killing those bastard Germans across the seas came home to see the world that the demons that were the Feminazis had set up. Women picketing in the streets looking for jobs. Women on the sidewalks showing their legs. It was an atrocity, it almost made the war-heroes want to go back to Germany and have their brains blown out.
With their foothold now set, the Feminazis held the ground that they had gained over the last two years, and stuck with it, until it wasn't good enough. Fast forward to 1939, Hitler, who had spent several years during the 1920s in America, examining the ways of the Feminazis and planning his rise to power in Germany. Hitler admired the ways of Rosie the Riveter, and decided to name his political party after them, calling it the Nazi Party.
World War 2[edit | edit source]
The Feminazis held what ground they had made from World War 1 with pride. They worked happily in factories, and sweatshops, all through the roaring twenties and into the great depression. Many Feminazis were quite content with what they had, but Rosie the Riveter wasn't happy enough. She began laying out plans with Franklin D. Roosevelt to join into another war that would allow the Feminazis to further expand their ground. On December 9th, 1941, America staged a great bombing of one of its own ports in Hawaii, claiming it was Japan, and was instantly at war with those Japo-nazis.
America once again found itself launched into the merciless mistress that is War. Troops were being shipped out by the thousands to fight against the Japanese, and defend the pussy French from the onslaught of the pitiful Nazis lead by Hitler. Women across America began grasping the opportunity to once again kick the great, hulking behemoth of strength that is America in his manly ball sack, while he was down on the ground. While the metaphorically punched in the sack America withered in pain, Rosie rose once again for her return to the spotlight.
Adoption of the Feminazi Flag[edit | edit source]
Following World War 2, many Feminazis demanded that their cause be heard world round, and wanted a flag to wave to show their pride that they are people, and not just objects[6] for man's desires. The Feminazis went to their leader, Rosie the Riveter to look for answers. Rosie decided that there would be a "flag-off", where the Feminazis could design their own flags for judging, and one will be picked in a convention two years later in 1951.