User:Sonic80/Concussion

Step 1: Forcefully shove head into a wall, or other hard object.

A Concussion is a collision between the head and a hard object, which results in surreal images that take the place of reality, creating an awesome world that you control. You know that part in Inception when Leo and his chick are in limbo and they create that strangely blocky world? Imagine that, only with trippy colors! Effects can last anywhere from 2 minutes, to several days, even weeks (if you're dedicated).

That doesn't sound too pleasant...

Pleasant? Its WONDERFUL! Who cares about pleasant when you are rocking out with Elvis Presley? Doesn't that sound fun? I would love to rock out with a dead guy, especially someone as awesome as Elvis.

Print this out and tape to a wall. Follow instructions included.

Actually, that sounds pretty painful...

Have you ever gone to the doctor and had to get a shot? It hurts for a little, but in the end it ends up doing you more good than it does harm. Unless you get a bad doctor or a drunk doctor, which has been known to happen. But that's what malpractice lawsuits are for. Am I right?

But don't worry! Getting a concussion is like having the top doctor at doctor school. He won't miss the vein and you wont be getting mono any time soon because of it.

No, really, I think my ears are bleeding...

That means its working! Don't stop now, the world of wonder is just around the corner for you.

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Oops, looks like someone got a little too into the whole concussion thing.

Further Reading

• Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times
• UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
• UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects