User:Sog1970/blog
1st June, 2009[edit | edit source]
Hey guys,
This'll be my last blog for a while - boo! - because, guess what? Jesus just rushed into to give me some Good News. G's checked Himself outta the Priory and He's hitchin' home as we speak!
Am I pleased? You betcha! Little Jesus was bouncing up and down like an excited puppy.
"Daddy's comin', Daddy's comin!" He was shouting. Isn't He just adorable?
Anyhoo, the two of us are planing a party for the G-man. We're gonna invite all his friends from High school: Allah, Thor, the Tooth Fairy, Buddha. Well, maybe not Buddha - he eats too much. And no booze! Not when He's just outta rehab. Allah will just have to drink juice like the rest of us.
I didn't wanna sign off without puttin in my ten cents' worth on that hot topic: MONEY.
We all worry about it, don't we, gals. I don't even know how I'm gonna pay the Priory. Rehab don't come cheap and even Heaven's not immune to the credit crunch. Money's kinda tight in these parts these days - payin off the mortgage to keep a house of God in every crummy little town is killin' us.
I know G once said that:
"Love of money is the root of all evil."
But I don't love money. I love spendin' it! And anyone who says that money can't buy happiness aint never been shoppin' with me, Sugar.
Sure, there was a time when Jesus used to get all Holy about money and greed and stuff. He used to say things like:
"Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these."
But He was younger then and goin' through a hippy phase - all long hair and kaftans. But believe me, you should see Him now! Signin' autographs like there's no tommorrow and puttin' them on e-bay to pay for tattoos. He aint so high minded no more.
I guess what I'm trying to say is: I don't wanna seem ungrateful but maybe you guys could dig a little deeper when the collection plate comes by next time.
Wish me luck. I gotta feelin' I'm in for a big night.
Betty
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