User:Rinky Stingpiece

Study these e-tomes <insert name here>

and remember, I don't give a Liberal's Rant what you think.

Earth-swab, this is the central mainframe of the Galactic British Empire.

Make it be spelt correctly or be effemenised.

Rinky

I do wrong thangs, but I say this: if it ain't wrawng, hah can it be right?

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This usel is abre to contlibute with a basic rever of Engrish.

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This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers.

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This user only speaks 中文 because it was a required course in school.

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This user only speaks Thai enough to seduce native Thai speakers.

This article promotes Jihad against the dessication of the English language

Join us and help rid the world of these (wild) western devils!

Destroy the degenerate tongue (aka: american-english)

CRIMETHINK
Minitrue mark article doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv remake goodthink fullwise.

Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user's head A SPLODE.

Things naked oriental girls have said to me in real life

"I nebba ebba diu samsing rike zis sing befowa"

know this...

...that Rinky Stingpiece is a UKer?
...that he is an wrongdoer and might wrong-do you?
...that he is a member of the [[1]|[Large Penis Support Group]]
...Bernard Manning is my lord and master

Rinky Stingpiece supports the British Naughty Party BNP. He cares. Do you?

Footy without violence is like church without cum

Look whut I dun gawn diyid:

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