User:Rinky Stingpiece

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Study these e-tomes <insert name here>

and remember, I don't give a Liberal's Rant what you think.

Earth-swab, this is the central mainframe of the Galactic British Empire.

Make it be spelt correctly or be effemenised.


I do wrong thangs, but I say this: if it ain't wrawng, hah can it be right?

gb-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Gibberish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
enr-1 This usel is abre to contlibute with a basic rever of Engrish.
ja-X This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers.
zh-E This user only speaks 中文 because it was a required course in school.
th-X This user only speaks Thai enough to seduce native Thai speakers.

UnitedKingdom.jpg This article promotes Jihad against the dessication of the English language
Join us and help rid the world of these (wild) western devils!
Destroy the degenerate tongue (aka: american-english)
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.

Things naked oriental girls have said to me in real life

"I nebba ebba diu samsing rike zis sing befowa"

know this...

Rinky Stingpiece supports the British Naughty Party BNP. He cares. Do you?
Footy without violence is like church without cum

Look whut I dun gawn diyid:

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