User:Riiga

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is Swedish …and hates going to IKEA! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians)

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user contributes using DOS.

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

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Riiga's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user is a geek.

1337

This user is elite.

1337

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

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This user doesn't care.

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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user walks down the
left-hand path.
Thus, they would be considered
evil by the Catholic Church.

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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to en annan sida.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user's IQ is over 1338.

Uncyclopedia:Babel sv N This user is a native speaker of Swedish. sv N en 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English. en 3 fr E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr E ns N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak. ns N cpp 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++. cpp 1 17 X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers. 17 X bs N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs N gbs 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs 3 gee X This user only speaks Geek enough to seduce native Geek speakers. gee X ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2 sa N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa N vb N This user is a native speaker of Visual Basic. vb N

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