User:Raptros-v76/babel

Uncyclopedia:Babel

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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate .

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.