User:Raptros-v76

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Uncyclopedia:Babel

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This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

dogfood

nevermind...

who:

• i'm not important.
• i have a headache.
• im on IRC way too much
• now go away.
• stop following me
• seriously.

stuff:

1. learn more python (the language)
2. do stuff with greasemonkey that pertains to uncyclopedia
3. wake up
4. finish history project
5. finish reading H. P. Lovecraft stories
6. fix up Shredded_Wheat (a pleasantly futile task)

pants:

• yes

know:

1. nothing
2. python
3. c++
4. bash
5. going to learn a mono language
6. java (sorely regret it)