User:RandomDie/Game:Ultimate Fishing

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Notable people, like the Bush family have played Ultimate Fishing, why haven't you?

Welcome to Ultimate Fishing, were we take fishing, a boring sport and turn it ULTIMATE! (Sort of like the Ace of Cakes on the Food Network but you lose limbs here and you might die too.)

The game play is pretty simple, just click on the water and try your luck on fishing. If you break any of the records here, you can put a fancy {{fishing}} template on your userpage. What? You bought all that fishing equipment for nothing? After you have Well it must suck to be you since that all you have to do is click on the water tiles to catch something, now are you going to play or not?

Also, please don't cheat. If you do, my grues will come personally to your house and kill you. Now have a nice fishing expedition.

Current record holders[edit | edit source]

In length[edit | edit source]

Bob:
Fished up a Mudkip: length was 11'03"

In weight[edit | edit source]

Robin Williams:
Fished up a WMD: weight was 309.2 lbs.

Crystal Lake[edit | edit source]

Well here it is! Beautiful Crystal Lake, let us just hope that some crazy guy with a hockey mask doesn't kill us while we are here. Now get on fishing little man!