User:Professor B

I am a person, yes.

A man nunchucking.

Stats

Name: X-Master Zing

Aliases: Professor Edrick Von NoseBurger, Professor Edrick Von BoseNurger, Fisticuffs Magoo, Saltine

Species: Unknown

Sex: Male

Age: 26

Blood Type: B+

Height: 6" 7'

Weight: 140 lbs

Eyes: Green

Hair: Black

Hit Points: 666

Mana: 42

Bio

I was born in a log cabin that I built with my own hands. At a very early age, I was diagnosed with Über-Depression. The doctors told my parents that if I didn't take my pills every night, I would go around killing people with a shotgun. That was because Über-Depression causes the patient's body to secrete shotguns (or, in the Japanese breed, shoguns). Things have gone mostly smoothly, and if they didn't, everything got hushed up by the government. As I was reaching adulthood, I met H. P. Lovecraft, John Kerry, and Jay Leno. These guys had really long faces. Let's just say, if they were to walk into a bar, they'd all say "Ow! I walked into a bar!" Then I reached adulthood, and my parent then died when I was three. Soon, out of ridiculous amounts of trial-and-error, I learned every single possible way to kill someone, along with how to do absolutely anything. I then became interested in fighting evil, getting girls, and being awesome. Yep. That's me.

Secret Mitsubishi/Zelda propaganda.

Miscellaniac

Favorite Band: Me, Aerosmith, Nightwish, John Williams, Hip Tanaka, anyone else who sounds cool

Favorite Author: Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, Terry Pratchett, NOT Roald Dahl

Favorite Games: Metroid Series, Zelda Series, Elder Scrolls Series (mostly Morrowind), Myst Ceres

Favorite Quote: "Who are you, if any?" (The Fashionable Fireman and the Soft-Boiled Collar Button by George Carlson)

Hobbies: Music, Art, Graphic Novels, Video Games, Comedy, Martial/Marshall/Marital Arts

Religious Beliefs: Atheist

Political Leaning: Semi-Liberal