User:Pheonixis

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History

Pheonixis was born then in the town of there. He was raised by they unitil they died while kitten huffing. He was left all alone on the streets of there until he was found by him. He took him home to his place and they lived happily ever after until him suffered death from DDS. But he now knew enough to make it in the world, and then he found uncyclopedia, where he stayed ever since. No, seriously. Do you even care?

Damn! Features!

Articles by me

You will read these...

Not by me

You should still read them though.


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This user is a Dragon.
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This user is a pastafarian and celebrates talk like a pirate-day.
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Quack Qauck quack quack quack quack quack!
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
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This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of Swedish.
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
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This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
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Bahamut Hole.jpg This user is the leader of Dragons.

My enemies

What do they think?

“I hate him.”

~ Pheonixis on Pheonixis

“It tickles on my stomach.”

~ Loki on Pheonixis

“He's not enough for me.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Pheonixis

“Are you sure?”

~ Pheonixis on The Above Quote

“You're stupid.”

~ Faime on Pheonixis

Börk Börk!