History
Pheonixis was born then in the town of there. He was raised by they unitil they died while kitten huffing. He was left all alone on the streets of there until he was found by him. He took him home to his place and they lived happily ever after until him suffered death from DDS. But he now knew enough to make it in the world, and then he found uncyclopedia, where he stayed ever since.
No, seriously. Do you even care?
Damn! Features!
Articles by me
You will read these...
Not by me
You should still read them though.
Uncyclopedia:Babel
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This user is a pastafarian and celebrates talk like a pirate-day. |
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Quack Qauck quack quack quack quack quack! |
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians. |
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This user is a Ninja
, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. |
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user should not be trusted. |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user is the leader of Dragons.
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My enemies
What do they think?
“I hate him.”
~ Pheonixis on Pheonixis
“It tickles on my stomach.”
“He's not enough for me.”
“Are you sure?”
~ Pheonixis on The Above Quote
“You're stupid.”
~ Faime on Pheonixis
Börk Börk!