User:Pasmorade/The Babylon Bee
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“I worked for them!”
“By bees, for bees”
“The only parody website I trust.”
The Babylon Bee is an Iraqi conservative satire website headquarted in Babylon and controlled by bees. Formerly parodying both the left and right, after the company's owners realized that being politically incorrect would give them more clout, they degenerated into a Trump-worshipping, gay-hating satire website. Basically, the polar opposite of The Onion. Despite them insisting that the company is headed by some random named Seth Dillon in Jupiter, not the planet, but a city in Florida, many people know that they are owned by Al-Qaeda, who made the company as an experiment to see if bees could be used as weapons of mass destruction; they couldn't, but they did make great propaganda for turning off leftists, hence the Babylon Bee's success.
