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Tunesmiths Contributors of audio bits and pieces. The ones responsible. The guilty. Those who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Tooltroll Perpetrator of The Uncyclopedian's Song. Guilty of creating Congressman in Drag. Interim, temporary, defacto, UnTunes Despot-for-life. Fatty lover. Renaissance troll extraordinaire. In his secret underground lair studio, aural cacophonies of the lowest order are conceived, gestated, and finally born in a grotesque splatter of audible gore. Fear him! Point and laugh at him! Ahhhaahaahahahaha!! Todd Lyons Creator of Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, Uncyclopedia's first and (thankfully) only rap song, circa March 2006. Features the vocal stylings of "DJ" Daryl Dipstick & Doofus. What else does Todd have up his sleeve? Check out the folksy, unromantic "Stinky Love Song", and the hot country hit I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) with special guests Cletus and Clem! Thematrixeatsyou Creator of Hip Hop Sucks. Profile added due to Tooltroll's request. Enjoys eating pie. Does some techno tunes in MadTracker and SchismTracker (will probably be using SchismTracker more often due to getting Linux to connect to the internet sorry, can't record). Also made the atrocious rap Yo yo wassup yo mom my limo walloo yo gay and the jazz/reggae tune Police, Don't Hurt Me (which is kinda funky). Ted Ted Performer of I Love You, which is a random love song. He wrote the lyrics to this song, his brother wrote the tune. Hopes to record more songs for UnTunes. Can't think of anything else to write in this biography, so just writing some random crap. AtionSong With a voice that makes puppies cry, AtionSong wrote, recorded, and mixed the national anthem of the United States and Oscar's Rap (I'm a Wilde Guy). He spends most of his time sighing and watching the seconds slowly tick off of his clock. Emmzee Songwriter who one day hopes his balls will drop so he can rap to his retarded clever parodies. Also created Thirteen Year Old Rap. Give him a beat that isn't too fast, and he'll rap to it. Not really. He does do beats for any kind of song on request. Uncyclopedian Not the best singer, but he tries. Created Don't Ban Me, Admin. If you really think he did well, tell him. He will be surprised. Very surprised. Super surprised. He is a failure. Gustav Gustav is an underground singer/songwriter/guitarist/bassist/pianist who still thinks saying pianist because the censors don't care is funny. His quirky, almost dark humor comes out in his heartfelt songs, and his talent for words as well as music come shining through with every note. His first song on UnTunes, Home on a Friday Night, is a classic for all audiences to enjoy on their iPods while beating up their older sister in the back of their Ford Explorers.

Silent Partners Those who format, organize, and maintain this space. The quasi-guilty. 4th against the wall, after tunesmiths, politicians and lawyers. gneomI A contemporary progressive musician who likes music that is older than himself. Although his character is a little bit weird, his musical taste is undoubtedly one of the best in the universe, noted by his purple guitar and Prince look alike. Above all, he never created his own music because he is too busy eating his lunch and creating new looks for UnTunes. Braydie One of the revolutionaries, he helped make this happen by causing a majority at the right time. He hangs around offering his input when it is wanted, and generally makes sure everything is running smoothly. Think of him as that executive guy that stands in the background looking important. Uncyclon Robotic Graphic Designer responsible for creating the abominations lovely images you see. He sits in front of his Mac slaving away at album art most of the day.