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Here's your Article Itinerary so you can more easily find it.
Ideas for AB's page:[edit | edit source]
- AB wrote the page bc fuck COI
- He cray cray
- Holy shit he's not an Uncyclopedia article, this shit actually happened. So how... do we portray that?
- AB's lawyer wrote the page because fuck COI, and starts to realize he cray cray
- Same tone as CollegeHumor.com's skits on Nic Cage's agent and Chris Brown's (no relation lol) publicist
Ideas for Patrick Mahomes' page[edit | edit source]
- Kermit voice
- Ketchup
- Anything else?
- State Farm
- Normal prose for "article"... or... write from the POV of his crazy brother Jackson (we can also list him and Pat's wife Brittany as the KC Chiefs' "cheerleaders")
- Pulling out bullshit from thin air. Might also be appropriate for Josh Allen, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson
Ideas for a potential Jon Gruden page[edit | edit source]
- Get that red-faced/sunburnt picture from Deadspin as his infobox picture.
- Lampoon Spider 2 Y Banana somehow
- Lol Petermeme
- Monday Night Football?
- His getting cancelled after they found his meany mcpoopy pants emails.
Ideas for Ryan Fitzpatrick's page[edit | edit source]
- He's a conman alright. An experienced, professional thief and sneaky conman
- Harvard guy... so anything to do with the movie 21?
- Find a way to incorporate his sunglasses pic from Tampa Bay and/or his shirtless in Buffalo at -10 degrees picture
- Fitzmagic, Fitztragic, Fitzception
Ideas for Joe Burrow's page[edit | edit source]
- Joe Brrr/Joe Cool 2.0 is so emotionless and deadly he might be a Replicant.
- Tom Brady, in his retirement, thinks so and has become a blade runner in his retirement. (He's just really jealous of Mahomes, Allen, and Burrow)
- Plot twist - Burrow is a replicant (inspired by Ryan Gosling's character from Blade Runner 2049), but the NFL doesn't care. Brady, however, is a obsolete replicant that should have been "retired" a long time ago.
Ideas for Raiders page[edit | edit source]
- JaFatasss Russell
- Fast receivers
- Fast breakaway criminals
- Vegas, baby!
DC Comics[edit | edit source]
- Make a page on DCEU versions of characters such as Superman (Cavill's version), Batfleck, WonderGal, and Jason Momoa's Aquaman?
- Or maybe just one DCEU page with those characters? Also reinforce the public's stereotypes about them. (done. brief paragraphs on the characters above)
- Josstice vs Snyder (done)
Halo TV Series[edit | edit source]
- Angry German Kid reviews the show:
- Flips out when Chief takes off helmet, armor, and then becomes "Master Cheeks"
- Flips out at Kwan's character
- Flips out at Cortana's promo, then cheers
- Cheers at episode 5's action
- Flips out and breaks TV, keyboard, screen when Chief shows emotion
- Interrupted by a "unbiased" reviewer, who says it's okay.
- Dies when Master Cheeks bangs the Covenant girl, then switch over to non-biased reviewer
Keep in mind[edit | edit source]
TESTING GROUNDS[edit | edit source]
 Kaepernick takes a knee in support of Derek Chauvin | |
| Free agent | |
|---|---|
| Position: | On his knees |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 230 lb (104 kg) |
| Career information | |
| High school: | John H. Pitstain High School (Castro District) |
| College: | Reno |
| NFL Draft: | 2011 / Round: 2 / Pick: 36 |
| Career history | |
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| Career highlights and awards | |
NFL records:
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| Career NFL statistics | |
| TD–INT: | Insignificant |
| Passing yards: | Not a lot |
| Completion percentage: | Kinda low |
| Passer rating: | 88.9 |
| Rushing yards: | Meh |
| Rushing touchdowns: | eh |
| Player stats at NFL.com | |
 Most Perfect Hair in Football | |
| No. 7 | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Quarterback, THE quarterback. |
| Personal information | |
| Born: |
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| Height: | 6-foot-2 |
| Weight: | 212 lbs |
| Career information | |
| College: | Tulane |
| NFL Draft: | 2004 / Round: 1 / Pick: 22 |
| Career history | |
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| Career highlights and awards | |
NFL records
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| Career NFL statistics | |
| Pro Bowls: | All of them |
| Honors: | Studliest dude ever |
| TD: | 69 |
| INT: |  |
| Player stats at NFL.com | |
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| Headquarters | New York Giants basement, Newark, New Jersey | |
| Team colors | Gangrene | |
| Head Coach | Fireman Ed | |
| Owner | Woody Woodpecker Johnson | |
| General Manager | Mr. Magoo | |
| Super Bowls | 1 more than Buffalo. Take that, you peasants! | |
| Nickmames | Butt Fumblers The bad NY team (formerly. Now they both stink!) | |
