User:ORION

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“He is the prime suspect in the case of the Murder of Barney.”

– The Police

“I have never been to Sesame Street.”

– User:ORION

“Another Barney killer, hooray!”

– Non-Huffable Kitten on ORION.

“He still owes me a beer.”

– Gordon Freeman on User:ORION

“PWN3D!”

– Elmo

TEMPLATES FOR ORION

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user is a member of the Anti-PBS Rebellion

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

sub

subliminal!

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

typo-0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

bu-N	This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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ORION's ENEMIES

• You
• Your Mom
• Michael Jackson
• Barney
• Teletubbies
  • Tinkle Winkle
  • Dipshit
  • TaaTaa
  • Ho
• People who live on Sesame Street, including
  • Elmo
  • Cookie Monster (currently in Rehab)
  • Oscar
  • The furry pink dildo-looking thing
• George Dubya Bush
• Chuck Norris
• The dude Dick Cheney shot
• Santa Claus
• Captain Obvious
• Wikipedia
• Hitler
• Spam (Member of the Anti-Spam Union)

ORION's ALLIES

• Spongebob
• Oscar Wilde
• The Non-Huffable Kitten
• Dick Cheney
• Edward Elric
• The Surgeon General
• Cartman
• Kyle
• Kenny
• Stan
• Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
• Thousands of anime fans everywhere
• Fangirls
• Inuyasha
• Gordon Freeman
• The Casket