User:NeoZidane/Contributage

less contributions than a... erm anti-contributionist beaver??? *leaves confused*

The once derelict contribution page grew for a while, then it stopped, then it started again, then it stopped, ad infinitum, hopefully not so in the future.

UnAudioage NeoZidane has a funnery gland located in his <insert where you think here> please take five and listen to my utter nonsense: UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice My official first UnAudio UnNews:Hopes for a FlyingFeline audio fails, UnNews rigs for war Crazy Israelis, bad Oz accents and a Cat that flies, it's all here UnNews:Emo kid elected President of the United States Woot for the emo song!!! (sob) UnNews:Bush vows revenge on Mother Nature after terrorist attack Jesus I am getting bored UnNews:Death Race 2006 promises favorites, new faces, fierce competition Echo, echo, echooo, yes as you can hear I like echos everywhere UnNews:Brit Chef serves up Crap Gordon F***ing Ramsay, showcasing his lates culinary achievements UnNews:Dancing a continued health problem in clubs, bars Canada-wide My French accent is very straieunge UnNews:Canadian troops defeat 10 foot plants after 10 day battle Stoned Canadians eh? UnNews:New report reveals 107% of plane crashes have no survivors (also author) Took quite some studying to get my Samuel L. impression from shit, to just crap. UnNews:Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond injured in 300mph teeth whitening attempt (also author) My REAL first UnAudio (And first UnNews article written fot that matter, done on my birthday UnNews:All political parties agree to be soft on crime LIBERATION! UnNews:The Beautiful Game Ah the beautiful, gentle and sweet welsh accent A Tour of Baghdad I claim this to be the first UnAudio for an article ever, unless I'm proven wrong... ALLAH AKBAR HowTo:Be pretentious Posh alert!!! UnNews:Man has bad picture taken of him The oddest one I have ever done...'

Constructionage The Meaning of Life Saw that the current article for it was pretty bollocks so ya Basra Fried Chicken Idea cooked in #uncyclopedia. need a bit of ideas... Made in China Pretty nice idea but needs some good writing done Articlage Ununbilium is the one who writes stuff, Ununbilium has done a few articles, well quite a lot for a n00b anyway: In order of creation Alan Sugar got the idea from Hindleyite's Tesco Value Ferrari, saw the red link, and as a noob with an IP username, got to work Russian quadruple reversal After getting quite drunk on vodka, I had to take it even further than the Russian double reversal, even I can't understand the maths anymore Marco Materazzi Realised that my number one enemy didn't have a page, so I created it! Reftithh (co produced with Theo) At the end of a long bout of liguistic modification, we created a new form of Engrish, very amusing to try and speak </article view whore> Lost in Translation (created by other sworn enemy kakun) I added an engrish 'extract' from the film script, used babelfish for authenticity. Reskinnage Sometimes I might feel like reskinning or improving my userpage, (if such changes can be called improvements) here are the archived ones: iZiDane Yes Apple spoof, w00t

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