User:NeoZidane/Basra Fried Chicken

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BFC (full name Basra Fried Chicken or the Arabic translation of "ال دَجاج أنءءفأراه" Al-Dejaj la infi'eraton (Exploding Chicken) is a fast food franchise originating from 'Post Freedom' Iraq that started out when Colonel Hussein was selling chickens cooked with his special sauce of C4 paste, to the locals at a small stall on the desert road from Basra to Baghdad during the First Gulf War. Selling under the name of "Saddam's weapon Stash" his food was renowned for it's exciting and powerful taste and word quickly spread, soon he opened branches everywhere in Iraq, renaming it Basra Fried Chicken. The stores were famous for having "Happy Hours" where customers get to try out the famous chicken for free, but of course these outlets were subject to some major ballistic disturbances.

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Like some other firms, BFC prides itself on it's secret recipe, which they only say "contains 11 hydrocarbons and semtex", they kept the original recipe inside a safe somewhere in a desert


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