User:NeoZidane/Made in China
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Made in China is the largest clothing, electronics, stationery and bike manufacturer in the World. Producing about 98.7 % of the world's supplies. They are based at Tianamen Square in Beijing, China. It ranks 1st in the Forbes Company Rich List sponsored by Coca Cola, almost 50 times larger than it's closest rival, Microsoft. Bill Gates weeps.
There is a proven 90% chance that the computer screen you are viewing this through, the mouse (both organic and utensil) and the shoes you are wearing (that is if you posess said objects on you).