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There's a fair number of UnTunes that could have "SCANDAL!" newspieces written about them. And scholarly studies could be written about the effect on the populous in Uncycloversity too. - Strainj1 22:59, 8 March 2013 (UTC)
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Cannibal Corpse's Christian Tour[edit | edit source]
I was thinking of writing an UnNews article on Cannibal Corpse's Christian Tour, down the Bible Belt, due to the success of their hit single UnTunes:Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt (Christian Edition) - I'm sure this idea has expansion opportunities.... - Strainj1 09:00, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
- I could imagine writing UnDictionary entries for entrails, ripped and cunt, giving them new meanings to agree with the christian version. How about entrails now meaning prayers and cunt meaning mouth? To rip would then mean, uh, something suitable, cannot think now. -- Style
Guide 09:09, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
- Hahah yeah! "rip" could actually be "Rest In Peace" - The Virgin Mary has peacefully spoken your prayers and placed them to rest. Very Holy. :D - Strainj1 09:37, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
- Absolutely love Cannibal Corpse! If I'm going to participate any part of SoS, it's definitely this. If you let me, of course. So, what I need is someone to fix all my errors, someone to add in more humour, and someone to send me ten gallons of booze and prostitutes. When I get all these (except the last part; I fear women and booze. Especially booze. Darn horrifying.), I can join you guys. Once again if I'm invited. Is this started already somewhere or what? Zzz
14:47, 25 March, 2013 (UTC)
- Discuss it with Strainj - I'll add my bit as News, column, or a scientific or sociological article once I come up with an idea based on what you two might have. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing to stop you from writing any article linking to anything we might have since none of this is formally a series or anything... this is just an idea place basically. To keep track of what others migh be planning etc. -- Style Guide 15:42, 25 March 2013 (UTC)
- Cat - you might perhaps consider a sociopolitical article on tendencies of modern blah blah blah connected to these music articles. Then I could write an UnNews based on that one and we would already have a wider-encompassing series. One bit of advice: since the songs already contain stuff about schlongs, virgin cunts, fucking platypuses and so on, you might want to keep your article as deadpan and carefully written as possible. But never mind me if you have different ideas. This just came up automatically. -- Style Guide 15:48, 25 March 2013 (UTC)
- Actually after I wrote that piece of sentences I realised I have no ideas yet, must listen some CC more. And yeah, I won't use swearwords on this, the HMC-articl was a failure in a way :/ Zzz 15:54, 25 March, 2013 (UTC)
- Well, to be honest Cat, I know next to nothing about Cannibal Corpse, (the majority of my experience of them is Andrew Hansen's version on the chaser's war on everything)- So any input you have to make would be fantastic! :) - ...TALK 21:34, 25 March 2013 (UTC)
- What's the point of knowing what you will be writing about? I've written at least six articles on the new Pope without even knowing his name. -- Style Guide 06:01, 26 March 2013 (UTC)
- lol sometimes my imagination surprises even my self... yeah that's a stupid topic :D So, I had in mind that if you don't know much about CC, it'd be a good idea to write that does mention it but not to overuse it. I hda in mind about writing an UnBooks about a granny who goes to a sunday evening church, with the special act 'Cannibal Corpse' performing their best, christian songs. Or that's what she thinks. After she realizes what's really going on (maybe some mocking about youth and stuff from the eyes of an old woman would fit greatly), she escapes, and decides to destroy these unholy spirits by burning down the church or other alternative. I thouhgt the church-burning would work, as lpaying with the subject 'christian burns a church down' would be ridiculous. But please, tell me what you think and give any ideas or suggestions and stuff. You know where I can be found -> Zzz 05:46, 26 March, 2013 (UTC)
- I love the confused granny unBooks idea!! Could be an autobiography.. :) And a promotional booklaunch on unNews wouldn't go astray, where the newspiece could finish with advertising a meeting of a club she's started to inform the public of the tyranny that is modern music. With free tea and coffee, and cakes and sandwiches for gold coin donation of course. I'm going to copy paste this all into SOS if' it's ok with you.... - ...TALK 09:34, 26 March 2013 (UTC)
- What's the point of knowing what you will be writing about? I've written at least six articles on the new Pope without even knowing his name. -- Style
- Well, to be honest Cat, I know next to nothing about Cannibal Corpse, (the majority of my experience of them is Andrew Hansen's version on the chaser's war on everything)- So any input you have to make would be fantastic! :) - ...TALK 21:34, 25 March 2013 (UTC)
- Actually after I wrote that piece of sentences I realised I have no ideas yet, must listen some CC more. And yeah, I won't use swearwords on this, the HMC-articl was a failure in a way :/ Zzz
- Cat - you might perhaps consider a sociopolitical article on tendencies of modern blah blah blah connected to these music articles. Then I could write an UnNews based on that one and we would already have a wider-encompassing series. One bit of advice: since the songs already contain stuff about schlongs, virgin cunts, fucking platypuses and so on, you might want to keep your article as deadpan and carefully written as possible. But never mind me if you have different ideas. This just came up automatically. -- Style
- Discuss it with Strainj - I'll add my bit as News, column, or a scientific or sociological article once I come up with an idea based on what you two might have. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing to stop you from writing any article linking to anything we might have since none of this is formally a series or anything... this is just an idea place basically. To keep track of what others migh be planning etc. -- Style
- Absolutely love Cannibal Corpse! If I'm going to participate any part of SoS, it's definitely this. If you let me, of course. So, what I need is someone to fix all my errors, someone to add in more humour, and someone to send me ten gallons of booze and prostitutes. When I get all these (except the last part; I fear women and booze. Especially booze. Darn horrifying.), I can join you guys. Once again if I'm invited. Is this started already somewhere or what? Zzz
- Hahah yeah! "rip" could actually be "Rest In Peace" - The Virgin Mary has peacefully spoken your prayers and placed them to rest. Very Holy. :D - Strainj1 09:37, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
So ideas that have branched from this are as follows it seems[edit | edit source]
Articles not written yet (so approximate titles used)[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Cannibal Corpse's Christian Tour
- UnDictionary: - Entries required for "christian" definitions of words like "UnDictionary:entrails", "UnDictionary:ripped", "UnDictionary:cunt", etc..... (see discussion above). Note: "Cunt" already existed, but I'm sure you can fit the word "friend" into Christian vocabulary.
- UnBooks:A grandma's inner turmoil after attending a Cannibal Corpse gig.
- or UnBooks:Diaries of a disturbed senior lady (IN PROGRESS!) or something to that effect. She wrote it herself, didn't she?
- I would prefer this story with an open ending, i.e. "...and this is something that will not go unavenged. I have my petrol and matches ready, stashed away under the hood of my custom rollator (walker? Whatever it is in english). Starting tomorrow, this congregation will have to start figuring out where to hold their next sermon." Also, don't make it too long but rather as short story length, not to lose the reader's interest. -- Style Guide 10:00, 26 March 2013 (UTC)
- UnNews:Awareness campaign about the misleading NON-Christan group, with tea and biscuits.
Articles written (or being written) for perusal and/or branching ideas[edit | edit source]
Rolf Harris's New Album[edit | edit source]
Currently working on two new pages -
- User:Strainj1/UnNews:"ROFL" (aka Rolf Harris) releases controversial new song
- User:Strainj1/Untunes:Sex Me Kangaroo Up Sport
which will ultimatly would branch off the Rolf Harris article and Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport.
I was also thinking that we could somehow tie in Rolf Harris's other song "Two Little Boys" into the pope saga somehow..... - ...TALK 00:27, 24 March 2013 (UTC)