User:Strainj1/UnNews:"ROFL" (aka Rolf Harris) releases controversial new song

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24 March 2013

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Rolf Harris, under his new stage name of "ROFL"[1] has released a new album, with the title track of Sex Me Kangaroo Up Sport.

This song is a rehash of 1960's hit Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, which, depite the surprisingly transparent Beastialty overtones, became a worldwide success and launched Harris into a very successful career.

Harris has been notorious for winding sexual innuendo into his songs. "After noticing the distinct lack of subtlety in modern pop-music, I thought this was the right time to release it[2]. I've been working on this album since I first heard Mousse T's "Horny" and Tom Jones's "Sex Bomb", and realised that eventually the need for sexual innuendo in pop music would be abolished completely."

"Jake the Peg" is another song on this new album which has been rehashed, under the new title of "Jake's got a giant schlong".


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  1. ↑ We suspect "ROFL" is a dip of the hat to successful band LMFAO
  2. ↑ Harris chuckled at this point and muttered "no pun intended"
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