User:MorganStein

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Beware You will be destroyed in 5... 4... 3... 2...

Se state andando assumere la direzione del pianeta... firmi qui.

 If you're happy and you know it clap your hands 
 spin around three times
 perform a ritual rain dance
 drop to your knees 
 start chanting the Guatamalan national anthem
 roll three times
 stand up 
 hop in place seven times
 cry out in pain 
 and obey the girl scout law.


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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Ranting In Italian[edit | edit source]

Apparentemente poca gente sembra apprezzare la patata. Non realizzi quanti usi e scopi può avere. Shame su quella gente. Obbedisca la patata!!!

Conoscete che cosa è buono? Shortcake della fragola. È positivamente squisito. Ed a tutti voi che non sono d'accordo... Li otterrò per questo Jason!!!

Vedo la gente stupid dappertutto! Desidero che cesserebbe di esistere poichè sono un disturbo e un polute costanti il mondo con il loro stupidity. E per superarlo tutto che neppure non provino ad ottenere più astuti. Nessun preferibilmente il pens il resto di noi passare loro tutto su un vassoio d'argento.