User talk:MorganStein

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Yeah people may think that we are trying to take over the world or some crap, or that we are the fattest country, or whatever else. But far be it from me to point out the fact that we just try to help turn a dictator ruled country into a free one. The buildings full of tortured bodies in warehouses was perfectly acceptable to everyone else? That even if a lot of people are overweight, at least we still have livers left unlike the alcoholic Frenchies. We have some of the highest paying jobs. I don't care what you say. At least in America I realize we have freedom of speech so I will let you say what you want. I'll let you use a right that America was the first to acknowlege. But if you piss and moan because America has nukes and we tell others not to, consider the fact that we don't want to take over the world and that we don't want someone else to try. Far be it from me to point out the truth.


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