User:LizardBite

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Call me bite. Lizard Bite. As in the bite of a Lizard. Yes, the bite of a lizard. Have you ever experienced the bite of a lizard? It is what occurs when a lizard bites you. Yes, bites you. If a lizard bites your friend, that friend has experienced the bite of a lizard as well. They also have experienced a lizard bite. This is because a lizard bite and the bite of a lizard are the same.


Lizardbiteology[edit | edit source]

Lizardbiteology is the science of studying lizard bites. The bites of large lizards, such as Kommodo Dragons, are considered big lizard bites. If a kommodo dragon bites you, it is a kommodo dragon bite. You could also call it the bite of a kommodo dragon. This is because kommodo dragon bites and the bites of a kommodo dragon are the same. Big lizard bites are more likely to carry Decapitation Disease than smaller lizard bites.


My Middle Finger[edit | edit source]

My Middle Finger has a lizard bite on it. This means that if I show it to you, I will have to flip you off. This is because I will have to raise my middle finger. Which means I'll have to flip you off. Yes, they are one and the same.

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Quarantine

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