User:Jaxpool/The Effect Of Stream Sniping On Ninja

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Hello, my name is Jax Pool. Yes, that is my name. Yes, my parents do hate me, thank you for asking.

The idiot himself, Ninja, proving to be one satisfactory test subject.

As a professional unprofessional, I'm naturally interested in the ever growing world of Fortnite. Not because it's a good game, or because I like playing it, but because of the memes out of it. A new meme arising from the depths of hell is how mad a Twitch streamer, called Ninja, when he is 'stream sniped.' Stream sniping is a type of trolling popular streamers undergo, consisting of being killed in a video game...and having no proof that it's because they are popular and not just bad at the game...huh.

I chose this as my science fair project topic because it is not relevant at all and holds no meaning whatsoever on society as a whole. I could relate to it.

Project Basics[edit | edit source]

In order to conduct this experiment, I'm going to need to clarify some things such as materials used, procedures, and other things of that sort.

Testable Question[edit | edit source]

What reaction would come out of Ninja if he were stream sniped many times during a couple of Fortnite matches?

Hypothesis[edit | edit source]

If Ninja is stream sniped at an increasing amount of times during the Fortnite matches, then he will get mad to the point of yelling racial slurs.

Variables[edit | edit source]

Independent Variable: How many times Ninja is stream sniped. Dependent Variable: Ninja's reaction to the stream sniping.

Materials[edit | edit source]

Well, we're probably not going to need a lot to pull this off. I'd say, at least one of every system.

It would also be better if you had a friend for every system. Doing the sniping yourself and recording the data is going to be difficult.

Lastly, you'll need something to record all the gameplay with.

  • Camcorders, SM card, literal phones on tripods, etc. 4 of each

Procedure[edit | edit source]

Before I actually begin the experiment, I need to clarify what I plan on doing.

  • Find the match Ninja is in.
  • Stream Snipe him once
  • Let him off the hook the next match
  • Find him again
  • Stream snipe him the next two matches
  • Leave him alone the next match
  • The next three matches, snipe him
  • Leave him alone
  • After that, next 4 matches
  • Continue this pattern till it gets to 10 matches in a row where Ninja has been sniped.

Conducting the Investigation[edit | edit source]

Ok, it's that time. Now, I took the liberty of typing down everything that happened and what was said. Here it is:

  • Ninja: Alright guys, we haven't been doing to hot lately, so let's fucking win this one.

Couple Minutes later, Ninja gets sniped

  • Ninja: Goddamnit, we were actually doing good this time. Ugh, whatever, next round.

Two rounds later, in the middle of a difficult battle, Ninja gets sniped

  • Ninja: What the fuck? Shit! Fine, next round, and we're winning the next one.

Next Round, last 5, gets sniped

  • Ninja: SHIT! WHY? FUCKING WHY? UGHHHHHHHHHH, ok, calm down Ninja, ǐ̷̼̱̚t̷̥͐'̷̢͍͋̄ş̷̬̀͛ ̴̺̅̅j̶̹̈́̏u̶͔̖̒̍s̴̘̅t̷̳͒ ̴̡̥̊â̵̪̮ ̵̛̱g̸̲̀̿͜â̷̮͕͠m̶͎̑̌e̴̠̩͘.

We let him off for a round, the round after, we shoot him in the last 3

  • Ninja: DAMNIT, I SWEAR IM GETTING STREAM SNIPED RIGHT NOW

Next Round, halfway through, gets sniped

  • Ninja: ok fine, whatever, we weren't really doing that well

Next round, kills him in first 10 minutes

  • Ninja: If that happens again you're going to get banned. Motherfucking stream sniper

Is fine for the next round, actually wins it, round after, kills him 75% through

  • Ninja: You know what? Good job, I didn't even see you so good job.

Next round, gets sniped

  • Ninja: omygoditshappeningagainthesefuckingstreamsnipers

Next round, gets sniped, last 2

  • Ninja: YoU FuCkInG N*****

Next round, gets sniped in first minute, first death

  • Ninja: Leaves stream

We decided to stop there because we already got a racial slur and Ninja stopped the stream so it was all good.

After The Investigation[edit | edit source]

After conducting this experiment, I had plenty of data. All I needed to do for formulate a conclusion and present my data.

Abstract[edit | edit source]

The purpose of this investigation was to find how mad Ninja gets when stream sniped. In order to conduct the experiment, 4 good fortnite players need to be gathered. Those 4 people would kill stream snipe Ninja every round,with a break between, then go to two rounds, then break, then three. The same pattern was followed until 4 rounds. The results from counting the curses and racial slurs was that Ninja is the Tom Brady of Fortnite, one giant fucking sore-loser.

Data[edit | edit source]

Curses Racial Slurs Yells
1 0 0
2 0 1
2 0 5
1 0 9
0 0 0
1 0 0
0 0 0
1? 0 0
2 1 0

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

From all of this data, I can easily conclude that while he may not say it out loud, the more Ninja gets stream sniped, the angrier he gets. At some point, he will get so angry that he will eventually yell out racial slurs.

End[edit | edit source]

For future studies, I think I would change the streamer, just to see how many times we can hear someone yell racial slurs. What? I got a 0? Why? What do you mean this isn't science, it's behavioral science. It's not relevant? Jeff made his project on how to make an AK with a fucking potato and you say my art isn't relevant? I can't wait to see you in court Mr. Oh. I'm so sorry. Did you smoke when you were younger or something? What's up with the suit and tie too? Look, you can wear what you want, but don't get mad at me when your personal wardrobe choices confuse me. Whatever, just give me the grade. Stupid so-called scientist that doesn't understand true art. You know what? Uncyclopedia will appreciate this. Asshole.