User:Frinko/DADR
“I knew kids loved me.”
“... What the fuck is this?”
“... Who? Oh yeah, the counselor guy... THEY DID WHAT!?!? *vomits*”
“This is a fantastic idea for a horror movie!”
“ Holy dumb f**k! What is this s**t?”
“ It's like... bad fanfiction.”
DADR is a Nazi global organization of terrorism, created by Mrs. Hitler and the last person you'd expect. Founded in the December of 1962, the organization stands for three things:
- Dreaded Annoying Dumb Raccoons
- Dib And Dwicky Romance
- Demonic Anime Desperate Retards
But the most common term, was the second one. This is probably the worst of them all.
Dib and Dwicky Romance: The Story[edit | edit source]
Dib and Dwicky romance is a fandom romance for the television show Invader Zim, that's even worse than ZADR. The fandom has had worse couplings than any other. It has caused a whole ocean of defenceless animals to die, from the very sound of screaming fangirls.
The couple is consists of a young, elementary student kid named Dib, and a school counsellor named Mr. Dwicky that only appeared in one episode and had 'befriended' Dib.
This couple, of course, makes no real sense, as it would be unintelligent for Dib to have yaoi sex with an adult, and below Dwicky to stoop to the level of having sexual relations with a student. Of course, seeing as Dwicky went off into space with some Plookesians, the likelihood of this couple happening is below 0.
Like ZADR, this couple seems to prove that the creators and supporters are fans of pedophilia, and sneak into alleyways to watch little boys getting raped by adult men, picturing them as Dib and Dwicky.
How They See It[edit | edit source]
1CE UPN A TEIM WR DIB N DWICKY HOO 1 DAI LOOKD IN2 EECHUTHRZ EYEZ N FELL IN LUV!!! DEN DEY REELIZD HOW HAWT DEY WR N DWICKY SED "O DIB U R SO HAWT LETZ HAV HAWT ASS SEX" N DIB SED "LOL KK" N DEY HAD HAWT SMEXY YAIO SEX 4 12 HRS!!! IT WUZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO DEY RUN AWA N FLI AWA 2 OUTR SPASE N LIV AMUNG DA STRZ LOL. DEY LIV IN DEIR OWN HOM WR DEY HAV HAWT ORAL N ASS SMEX ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!! SEXY SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10817
DA END...
LOLOL!
- If Your Mom could read that, she is a preverted little 14-year-old. She likes DADR. And sleeping around. Behind dads back. And uncle, your neighbor, your grampa, and every other guy with a dick that works.
Hazardous to Health[edit | edit source]
DADR is quite hazardous to all health. It can sometimes kill you, or just fuck up your brain until you're considered crazy or mentally retarded. The virus is called The Deadly Bad Virus Made Up of Bad Stuff, and obviously, the title was created by some 8 year old kid in Korea.
Symptoms include:
- Insanity
- Future pedophilia
- Porn addiction
- Diarrhea
- Obsessing over what's 'kawaii' or 'hawt'
- Actually listening to All-American Rejects
- Suicide
But do remember, that there is hope out there. The cure hasn't been created, but there have been special sprays to destroy the fumes of the deadly fan geeks. If you somehow end up having sex with one (Most likely rape), there are also special condoms for protecting yourself from the virus, which can also come from having bad sex or with an fucking an obsessive fan... which shall not be encouraged.
Referrences[edit | edit source]
- Featured in Avril Lavigne's new song, "Girlfriend". "Hey hey hey you, I don't like your girlfriend! Hey hey hey you, yeah, you should get a boyfriend!"
- To be featured on the top best yaoi couples at the Yaoi Convention.
- A sequel to Brokeback Mountain was inspired by DADR, and the characters shall be based off of Dib and Dwicky, despite appearances.
- New line in the Pledge of Allegence; "...Under DADR, indivisible with liberty and DADR for all!"
- Osama Bin Ladin recently stated of being a fan.
Effects[edit | edit source]
The effects have caused Dib to go to the emergencey room, as almost losing his heart beat after seeing a porno pic of him and Dwicky. The fact that he could have almost died, is why deviantART doesn't allow porn... but people get away with it anyway. That's what the internet is for, right?
If you look it up on its embrotic sack; obviously Deviantart. Shouldnt most people have an aversion to this site because virtually all things like this arrive off of this Schitzofrenic fangirl community? (Most of the art on this SHOULD BE THE regular kind, BUT ITS FUCKING NOT!) you will find about 448/too damn many pictures of DADR if you enter the word on the search engine of Deviantart/why in the hell were you looking that up?
Dwicky is planning to become and intergalactic lawyer and sue the creators of this horrid couple for spreading and blaring lies and blamming him of pedophilia. His new catchphrase has become, "OBJECTION!!"
The Organization[edit | edit source]
The DADR organization, located in Detroit, Michigan, is also referred to as The League of Super Villains. Though, despite this, most of the cool villains refused to join. Wonder why...?
Still, there are at least 2,045,897 members of this organization, with meetings held in a secret evil lair underground. (Note: Satan is also a member.)
Some of these villains include Dr. Evil, Dr. Nefarious, Hillary Clinton, Snoop Dogg, Bill Nye, Gerard Way, etc. AMANDA WAS HERE!! ( and amanda is a fan of DADR. If she is seen, please shoot her)
See Also[edit | edit source]
- NAMBLA
- ZADR
- The Menace of Fangirls and how you can help stop it
- Invader Zim
- Zim
- Jhonen Vasquez
- pedophile
- school
- yaoi
- Dib
- Dwicky
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Victims of Fanfiction: Ash and Misty > Zim & Dib > Dib & Dwicky > Zim & Tak > Dib & Tak > Stan & Kyle > Cartman & Kyle > Tweek & Craig > Zim & Marvin the Martian > Ian & Tak > Zim & Gaz > Red & Purple > Dan Halen & Early > Zim & Keef |