User:Drizzt

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Here to kick your ass!!!!

“Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !”

~ Oscar Wilde on Me

“That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1”

“Meow”

~ My Cat on Me

“Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1”

~ Mike Portnoy on Me

Life form analysis read as follows[edit | edit source]

A screencap of Me on Vid chat


Me[edit | edit source]

I edit pages

I photoshop

I write this line

I didn't wrote the above line

I the two above lines are false

I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.

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Dislikes[edit | edit source]

  • Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
  • You
  • Anime
  • Eaten by a Grue
  • Head Asploding from Anime
This user has 2 many templates and is a fat Japanese duck!!!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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pirates do it till you walk the plank.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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