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Here to kick your ass!!!!
Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !

Oscar Wilde on Me

That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1

John Petrucci on Me


My Cat on Me

Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1

Mike Portnoy on Me

Life form analysis read as follows[edit]

A screencap of Me on Vid chat


I edit pages

I photoshop

I write this line

I didn't wrote the above line

I the two above lines are false

I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.



  • Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
  • You
  • Anime
  • Eaten by a Grue
  • Head Asploding from Anime
This user has 2 many templates and is a fat Japanese duck!!!
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt. ubx–
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Israel This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
Tx25giffA.gif This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Skullnbones.gif This user is too pirate for your battleship. Skullnbones.gif
Blackknight.png The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. Blackknight.png
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns. Clown chili peppers.jpg
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. DenmarkViking.jpg
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif