User:Drizzt

Here to kick your ass!!!!

“Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !”

– Oscar Wilde on Me

“That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1”

– John Petrucci on Me

“Meow”

– My Cat on Me

“Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1”

– Mike Portnoy on Me

Life form analysis read as follows

A screencap of Me on Vid chat

• Species : Human.
• Color : White.
• Position : ?, Israel.
• Type : Typical (Hairy) Metal Junkie.
• Location on Idiotic Table of the Elements : 4.3
• Eats (and sometimes huffs ^^): Cats

Me

I edit pages

I photoshop

I write this line

I didn't wrote the above line

I the two above lines are false

I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.

Likes

• Metal
• Guitars coz they fun
• Cats coz they evil
• Uncyclopedia coz the stupid
• Math coz it not
• Lying to you on math
• Quoting coz it stupid
• Dream Theater coz they ROck

Dislikes

• Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
• You
• Anime
• Eaten by a Grue
• Head Asploding from Anime

This user has 2 many templates and is a fat Japanese duck!!!

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt. ubx– crapload

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This User Is✡raeli and loves Zion more than Neo does (Israeli Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user fears the clowns.

? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user's head A SPLODE.