User:Denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε

user:denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε

Welcome to Inexistence. Enjoy your stay.

δ.ο.ε
3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 3	Water intoxication, underscore, and eternal life. What do they have in common? I made them.
This user's IQ is over larger then yours.	And you know it always will be.
This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	Please donate to the δ.ο.ε fund.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	I am not Latin, however.
This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	I have no more to do with Satanism then I do with the cabal. There is no cabal!
This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	I am Emperor of Inexistence, to be exact.
This user is a mutant.	This may or may not be true.
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂	I'm pretty sure this isn't true.
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	Either that, or it's a disguise...you'll never know.
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	*Munch!*
This user is reading your thoughts!	Exactly. I know what you're thinking.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.	It's actually all I can afford.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	It's better then Internet Explorer, from what I can tell.
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	Now, I'm not sure what that means...
This user is too pirate for your battleship.	And I'm also a ninja. Who says I can't be both?
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj	It's already to late for you...
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	See, I'm more ninja then pirate.
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.	The same thing as pirate, only different.
This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.	Only at night. Watch your neck.
This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.	Only when I don't get enough sleep. Which is too often.
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	I wouldn't say creepy...
I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	You're next.
This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.	Just give me a target. And plenty of cash. I'll provide the firepower.
This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.	Don't give me a reason to pull the trigger...
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN	.eurt ton ylbaborp si sihT
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	No seriously, there is no cabal. Now stop questioning me!
IP Denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP	Or is it?
— This user does not exist.	...
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.	And now I have to kill you.
This user is a Mad Scientist.	Only slightly mad. Oh so very slightly.
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	They're after me! I know they are!
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	Now, I wouldn't say pyro...
This user is homeless.	Have I mentioned yet that I'm untrustworthy, or is that further down this list?
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.	That's what I want you to think!
This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.	No, you can't prove that I don't live in Area 51.
This user will give you a seizure.	Don't look, or else!
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?	Unanimously anonymous.
This user is cooler than you.	Like ice.
No user serviceable parts inside.	What does that even mean?
1337 This user is elite. 1337	I am elite, but I don't approve of 1337. (_)$(_)411Y.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	Let's hope not. For your sake.
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	I might as well have invented lazy.
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	I see you!
… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …	I'll finish this later.
This user should not be trusted.	You can trust me, trust me!
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.	I have nothing to do with the place. Besides doing most of my research there.
NO This user doesn't care. NO	I just don't.
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.	NO WAI!
This user is not a number, they are a free person!	FREEDOM!
hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!	Nothing is my fault, ever. That's just the way things are.
This user is an adventurer.	Indeed, I am.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP	Equal benefit to all. End world hunger and poverty.
This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.	After all, it's only .07%...
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.	My favorite weekend activity.
This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain	Don't make me go Jihad on you!
This user has eye beams.	Fear my eye beams!
This user has eye beams.	I SAID FEAR! FEAR NOW!
This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.	All hail Krispy Kreme!
This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!	Whoever this BENSON dude is, I'm way better.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N	I speak it quite fluently, actually.
Typo G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. Typo G	It's quite despicable.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	Doesn't it sound so official?
ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to user:denial.of.existence/δ.ο.ε. ubx– crapload	Yes, it's true. Now go away.

-- 09:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC)