The Olympics recognizes the best of sporting achievement... sadly we couldn't run half a mile between us without going into the biggest fit of hyperventilation ever known by man ever. So that is why we will be recognizing the worst, lamest, stupidest shit we can collectively produce... alone.

Competition will take place in the various ancient disciplines I just made up 2 seconds ago;

Blearchery - The worst of parodying (ie. parody an article the worst possible way conceivable)
Pole Revolting - The worst of News
Shiteput - The worst of image editing

However; MOST IMPORTANT RULE! all entries must contain...

) A Monkey
) Have some connection to the Olympics.

There will be (metaphorical) medals awarded! Constructed of the finest ICU (3rd), VFD (2nd) and QVFD (1st)!

Keep them in your userspace (User:username/popopopo) until reviewing. Competition starts as of XXXXXXX and ends on the 23rd of August!

Who will win? Who cares?

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I will place them below here --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:47, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
- Rutabaga by Cajek: has nothing to do with the olympics
- Image:HMS Uncyclopedia.jpg by Cajek: ALSO has nothing to do with the olympics
  - Must I say it again?... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:18, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
- User:Under user/Old Cajek Country - nothing to do with the Olympics, no monkeys, but I demand you make an exception! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:39, Jun 16 Amended. Now has an olympic mention and contains a monkey. Therefore I demand you make brownies! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:45, Jun 16