User:Braydie/awards/xmas

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Xmas 2006[edit | edit source]

This is just a place so I can see all the lovely cards I got, without going through talk archives.

Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas.png|
Chimp Santa.gif NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa.gif
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.
Roast potato.jpg flyingfeline was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!
Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg
Humbug.gif Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)
Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Roast potato.jpg flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started
making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy.

Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.
NavyXmas.JPG ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)
Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif. Cutesy.gif
You best get that cursor out of my face, bitch. Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa!
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.

So be good, or else.
Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch
BlueSophia.png SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.


SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

From Santa[edit | edit source]

Socks christmas.jpg Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas.
As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

I'm waiting for Xmas 2007