User:Boing Boing

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. ubx–

? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. Face-surprise.svg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. Myfisto.gif
sub subliminal! sub
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user is not black like Barry White no this user is white like Frank Black is. One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. DenmarkViking.jpg
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain Jihad.jpg

Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. Counter-Strike retail box
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! Anteater2.jpg
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox. Chickenbox2.0.png
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]. Sign2.png
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!