User:Boing Boing

BOING!

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

sub

subliminal!

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a legend in their spare time.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

NO

This user doesn't care.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

nj

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

id2

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel.
Yes they does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!

This user's primary source of artwork is Microsoft Paint.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

♀♂

This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not a number, they're a free person!