User:ArrowFlint22/Publicity Stunt

One of the greatest publicity stunts ever committed in the 21st Century.

A Publicity Stunt is a ritual/sport that is committed for either an actual purpose/cause or just for the hell of it. The sport involves doing something absolutely absurd in public to get people's attention.

How it works (in detail)

How does one do a publicity stunt you ask? Well this is how:

1. Find a cause to do a publicity stunt for: There are many great movements and organizations to do publicity stunts for such as but not limited to: The Ku Klux Klan, Feminism, Justin Bieber, the whales, your mom (not funny), Scientology, etc. If you can't find an organization to do one for weeeeeeellllllll... Just do it anyways for shits and giggles.
2. 

   This individual clearly knows how to save the whales.
   2.Now you need to find a great publicity stunt to pull. Make sure it doesn't really depict the cause that you want it to support! Start something insanely stupid. There are many great things you can do like dress up as spiderman and climb the Reichstag, attack a police officer, put a bunch of pandas on the street, do a bunch of questionable substances and dance naked on a semi-truck on the highway, put a zombie in the back room in a Burger King and ask the Janitor to open the door. You get the point. Do extremely awesome and crazy shit that grabs attention.
3. Did you find the publicity stunt that you wish to pull off? Good! Soon you too will be wrestling an alligator or doing 9/11! Now you just gotta pull it off, dum-dum! Go to the scene that you wish to pull your stunt and pull it off!
4. If your stunt violates some kind of law, be sure to retaliate when the cops show up! Punch the shit out of people, pull out an M60 Light Machine Gun and start shooting people while making screeching noises, loot shit, throw rocks through a Starbucks window!
5. Congrats! You've ended up on the News! Now you'll fight for PETA animal rights and save the whales for sure!

The Sport

The sport consists of two teams:

The publicity stunt committers: Usually consists of one person, but can consist of multiple people. They are the ones that commit the stunt.

The bystanders: The people (and intended target) that watch the stunt happen.

Point system:

The point System works as follows:

Stunt Absurdity - ranks depending on how absurd the stunt is

Duration - 5 minutes = 10 pts, 10 minutes = 20 pts, 1 hour = 50 pts, 10 hours = 100 pts, 2/3 days = 1,000 pts

Violence - bonus points are added if you act very violent and break anti-assault laws!

The types of people you attract - Vegans/animal rights activists = 5 pts, The KKK = 20 pts, feminazis = 50 pts, right wingers = 50 pts, left wingers = 50 pts, men = 5 pts, women = 5 pts, muslims = 50 pts, christians = 50 pts. Pretty much points vary depending on the people you attract.

Famous Publicity Stunts

• 9/11
• The Holocaust
• Climbing the Reichstag as spiderman
• Child Temper-tantrums
• Liberal/Adult Temper-tantrums
• Climbing the Eiffel Tower while on Fire
• The release of Fortnite
• Half Life 3 release delay
• Riots
• Spamming
• Founding of the Soviet Union
• The First and Second World War
• Putting a zombie in someone's closet
• Wrestling an Alligator

Putting a zombie in your parent's closet is a great way of getting their attention when you aren't getting as much as your sibling(s)!