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The Angry Birds Movie draft[edit | edit source]
The movie was such a hit amongst fanboys and femboys, that said fanboys and femboys made these weird fan posters for it. The only thing I can say about it is "the fuck?"
The Angry Birds Movie is a pornographic crime-thriller released by the creators of the PlayStation, Sony, in the year of our Lord: 2017. The film is based on the world-dominating mobile game franchise, Angry Birds, and stars an overwhelming number of celebrities such as Jason Sudeikis, Adam Sandler, Crazy Dave, Nicolas Cage, Susan Boyle and more easily-recognisable names. Like most video game movies, if you want to be accepted into society as a normal human being, one of the many bullshit steps to getting there is by saying that this movie sucks ass even if you have to lie about it. Hey, I don't make the rules. But let's be honest, who knows who the fuck did?
Plot[edit | edit source]
I dunno, something about left-wing-right-wing political undertone whatever-the-hell. Go watch the movie yourself; it's on Netflix. I doubt you'll make any connections between the film and those piece of shit conspiracy theories.