User:A guy who owns Mario Party 8 for the Wii/sandbox
The Angry Birds Movie draft[edit | edit source]
The movie was such a hit amongst fanboys and femboys, that said fanboys and femboys made these weird fan posters for it. The only thing I can say about it is "the fuck?"
The Angry Birds Movie (alternatively known as Angry Birds by lazy people) is a 2016 American war action thriller film directed by Michael Bay and written by some guy in a basement. Based on the Angry Birds video game franchise that everyone spent too much or too little time playing, it stars Shia LaBeouf as he is drafted into a war against pigs and is forced to use a barbaric form of offense. Also, there are these angry bird things that frequently appear through the film, I don't know what they're meant to be.
Plot[edit | edit source]
In the summer of 2009, multiple reports surface regarding a hoard of rebelling pigs slaughtering numerous amounts of people, including three of the United States' top ornithologists. The president greenlights a top secret government project, Avian Nurtured Genetics from Research and You (A.N.G.R.Y.), to neutralise the threat. Ryan Rover, a former army solider, is rehired for his skill in advanced depth perception to lead the operation. He soon discovers the result of A.N.G.R.Y. to be a supply of colourful, genetically modified birds; Red, Blues, Chuck, Bomb, and Matilda, with the latter being named by Ryan after his girlfriend.
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Box office[edit | edit source]
The Angry Birds Movie grossed 2 morbillion dollars at the box office, meaning that it underpeformed due to "morbillion" not being a real number.
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