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Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.
July 10, 2022 • Issue #216 • All your readers are belong to us
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UN:OFFICE user comes back behaving much better
The former problem user known as Crocotta1, listed on UN:OFFICE for various reasons, has returned about... 2 months ago, showing much better behavior than before. While her issues are not entirely gone and there are issues unmentioned in the Office report, she appears to be much better in managing them now. We here at the UnSignpost hope this situation gets even better, as one of our editors appears to be rather harsh to Crocotta1 over the various vents she places on talkpages and numerous sexual references.
The UnSignpost needs your help!
That's right, the basically-dead UnSignpost needs your help so that it works better. Now, before you leave HATE HATE HATs on ARandomPage's talkpage, let him explain. From his words: "The UnSignpost template in its current form is broken, as selecting the words/links/whatevers on the main stories will direct you to the logs section instead. I tried to fix it, but that broke some talkpages by centering their header text. Microsoft for POTUS also tried to fix it, solving both issues, but creating another one in that their version of the UnSignpost template looked a bit... ugly." And there you have it, the current situation of the UnSignpost wrapper template. If you are reading this and want to help out, message Page and discuss it with him (sorry, we couldn't find anyone else to direct you to) or fix it himself. I'm sure the idiot space will notice.
Biopic
This biopic is about being too lazy to get stuff done. For example, almost every editor and admin here is too lazy to keep this place feeling alive. The lead and only editor of the UnSignpost, ARandomPage, is too lazy to bring out regularly-scheduled UnSignposts, nor write an actual good biopic, which is why this is the "biopic" you'll be getting this issue.
From The Logs
- There are literally no interesting logs, so the logs section will be empty.
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week
UnSignpost News
ARandomPage is considering throwing UnSignposts into every active extended-confirmed user's talkpage, minus the ones who remove the UnSignposts.
Quote(s) of the Week
From now on, I will make Discord quotes up because I DON'T HAVE DISCORD. "PF4Eva: i'm thinking of blocking page for his bold edits, its starting to look reckless"
