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Oscar Wilde Calender
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Brand: Misc
Type: Calender
Description: TONS of empty space to draw crap on to!
Price: $5.99
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Canned Quotes
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Brand: Misc
Type: Canned Quotes
Description: Kanye's Canned Quotes Soup:"George Bush doesn't care about rich chunky vegetables, but we do.
Price: $6.99
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Undictionary
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Brand: Misc
Type: Book
Description: Ugh... like anyone would want to buy that.
Price: $49.99
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Grue T-Shirt
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Brand: Misc
Type: T-shirt
Description: Buy this shirt now...before you get eaten by a Grue!
Color: White
Price: $12.99
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Plush Grue
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Brand: Misc
Type: Plush toy
Description: Fun for everyone. May or may not eat you.
Color: Brown
Price: $19.99
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Poop Cuisine Apron
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Brand: Misc
Type: Apron
Description: When your guests expect only the finest! This will give somebody a heart attack. (Please don't cook fake poop while wearing. I mean it.)
Color: White
Price: $12.99
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AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA
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Brand: AAAA
Type: AAAAAAAA
Description: AAAAAAAAAAAA, AAA AAA AAAAAAAAA! AAAAA AA AAA! AAAAAAAA A AAAAA AA AAA!
Color: AAAAA
Price: $AA.AA
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Oscar Wilde Action Figure
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Brand: Misc
Type: Action Figure
Description: “He looks just like me”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde Action Figure
Price: $29.99
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The Uncyclopedia Movie Poster
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Brand: Misc
Type: Poster
Description: You Want It. You know you do. Get your unPoster today. Coming soon to theaters everywhere
Price: $19.99
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Burning Dog T-Shirt
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Brand: Misc
Type: T-Shirt
Description: Tell people that you burning their dog with a descriptive tee.
Price: $9.99
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Sexual Predator T-Shirt
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Brand: Misc
Type: T-Shirt
Description: Show of your nerdiness with a stalker predator on a T-Shirt.
Color: Black
Price: $12.99
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iPod Nano 200GB
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Brand: Apple
Type: iPod
Description: Enjoy 6 minutes of your life. The iPod Nano 200GB, only in The Uncyclopedia Store.
Price: $199.99
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Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack
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Brand: Misc
Type: Book
Description: Hey, n00bs! Haven't the foggiest about Kitten Huffing? Confused by AAAAAAAAA!? Don't know the first thing about iHumor? Well, we here at Uncyclopedia share your pain. After all, every established bureaucratic sysop was a n00b too at one point (although they may find it hard to admit). the Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the Uncyclopedia Noob's ultimate sourcepoint. Includes full laws to the sports of Bloodbath and Pasketmaul, as well as tips on avoiding Burnination. The Newbie Friendly Uncyclopedia Almanack is the content free source that anyone can edit in hardback. Feel free to modify content* to contain as much Oscar Wilde quotes and Chuck Norris references as you see fit using your trusty Biro without the fear of being banned by a grizzly admin.
Price: $19.99
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Uncyclopedia is the Worst T-shirt
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Brand: Misc
Type: T-shirt
Description: Uncyclopedia Is The Worst! HATE HATE HAT!!!!! (well, actually it's a shirt, but the hat is coming soon)
Price: $19.99
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Grue Hoodie
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Brand: Misc
Type: Hoodie
Description: It is dark, Blend in with this Grue Hoodie.
Price: $39.99
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Kitten
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Brand: Misc
Type: Kitten
Description: Kittens now available at the Uncyclopedia Store. Ideal for those late night huffing sessions or when you need to catch a Grue. Specify color, breed, and gender when ordering.
Price: $49.99
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Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
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Mavis Beacon teaches Stereotyping
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Brand: Brothabund
Type: Software/Educational
Description: A great educational game for the kids. Available for Windows and Macintosh.
Price: $29.99
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Windows XP Pirate Edition
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Brand: Brothabund
Type: Software/Operating System
Description: Get it now ye scurvy dog or ye be walking the plank!
Price: $0.00
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Brand: Microsoft
Type: Software/Game
Description: The classic game is back and is now available for most major operating systems--even Macintosh!
Price: $9.99
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Windows Mojave
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Brand: Microsoft
Type: Software/Operating system
Description: Exclusively here at the Uncyclopedia Store is Microsoft's next generation operating system as seen in those TV commercials. Features the latest in Microsoft technologies, including UAC, DRM, BSOD, and WGA. Comes with installation media, serial number, and clamshell packaging to prevent unauthorized users from opening.
Price: $199.99
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Uncyclopedia Plus membership
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Brand: Uncylopedia
Type: Misc
Description: Now you can pay for all your Uncyclopedia fun, and The Uncyclopedia Store makes it easier than ever to sign up! Check out some of its features!
Price: $19.99
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Fisher Price Kitchen set
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Brand: Fisher Price
Type: Toy
Description: A great gift for the kids! Includes recipe book and Oscar Wilde magnet
Price: $19.99
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Brand: Lego
Type: Toy
Description: Recreate a piece of history with colorful LEGO bricks.
Price: $19.99
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Brand: Paris Hilton
Type: Perfume
Description: Smell like a toilet with this perfume!
Price: $69.69
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The Uncyclopedia Movie Bootleg
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Fisher Price Bumper Sticker
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Brand: Fisher Price
Type: Bumper Sticker
Description: Cut somebody off? Cop on your tail? Share the word of Fisher Price with all the other drivers out there.
Price: $3.99
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