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Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
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Brand: Misc
Type: Software/Game
Description: Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City is one of the shortest games ever with only 2 missions.Now available now for Wii, Xbox 360,PlayStation 3, Atari Jaguar and PC.
Price: $ 9999.99

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Mavis Beacon teaches Stereotyping
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Brand: Brothaderbund
Type: Software/Educational
Description: A great educational game for the kids. Available for Windows and Macintosh.
Price: $ 4000

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Windows XP Pirate Edition
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Brand: Brothabund
Type: Software/Operating System
Description: Get it now ye scurvy dog or ye be walking the plank!
Price: $9999999999999999

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Brand: Microsoft
Type: Game
Description: The classic game is back and is now available for most major operating systems--even Macintosh!
Price: $4444

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Windows Mojave
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Brand: Microsoft
Type: Software/Operating system
Description: Exclusively here at the Uncyclopedia Store is Microsoft's next generation operating system as seen in those TV commercials. Features the latest in Microsoft technologies, including UAC, DRM, and other confusing acronyms. Comes with installation media, serial number, and clamshell packaging to prevent unauthorized users from opening.
Price: $1

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MLG Antivirus
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Brand: MLG Software
Type: Software/Anti-virus
Description: The best antivirus for your pc!
Price: $10

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The Entire Uncyclopedia Archive
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Brand: Uncyclopedia
Type: .rar archive
Description: The entire site. All pages + images included. 1TB archive, and computer insurance isn't our job.
Price: 1 burnt computer corpse

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