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Dead Snigger Storage Hat
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Hat
Description: Let em' know you're part of DSS with this company hat.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Mug
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Mug
Description: Nothing says you store dead sniggers like a Dead Snigger Storage Mug.
Color: White
Price: $12.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Magnet
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Magnet
Description: Let people know that you store dead sniggers in your refrigerator.
Color: White
Price: $2.50

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Dead Snigger Storage Clock
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Wall Clock
Description: So you Dead Snigger Hunters can know the time.
Color: Black and White
Price: $12.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Mousepad
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Mousepad
Description: This ought to keep those Sniggers away from your computer.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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Dead Snigger Storage Sticker
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Sticker
Description: Place this all over your property to let them know that you keep dead sniggers.
Color: White
Price: $4.99 (pack of 10)

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Dead Snigger Storage Keychain
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Brand: Dead Snigger Storage.
Type: Keychain
Description: Let your employers know that you work for Dead Snigger Storage. Also useful for putting your keys around.
Color: White
Price: $9.99

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