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At the heart of every store there's the products, and at the heart of the products there's a bunch of Norwegian sowers working around the clock to provide products for a store located in Norway. The Uncyclopedia Store prides to bring you the latest projects from YOU! The community. Unfortunately this takes time as we have to wait for our Norwegian sowers to sow the stuff and we have to make you wait a little so we can get our reward. Here's a list of what's Coming Soon to the Uncyclopedia Store.
- Uncomfortable sofas (2024):
- Made out of cheap, junkyard grade wood.
- Unoccasional tables (2008):
- Make your room feel tacky with the Oscar Wilde table, the table with an A for a stand and the table which has the Grue in it.
- Such lamps could only come from Mediocre Britain as you have the lamp that's dimmed and you have the lamp that can instantly make a rave in seconds.
- Spend additional money for a case with the NRV logo on it.
- SЦРРФЯТ ТНЗ ЯІѠНТ ФF ТНЗ СФММФЛ СФЛТЯІБЦТЭЯ ЩІTH ФЦЯ ДPPДЯЭL
- Let your wilde pimp side out.
- ICU Construction Cone themed iPod (2008):
- Let's you know that your iPod is under construction.
- Good Ideas Will Never Be The Sane apparel (2008):
- Apparently when this is released. Your ideas will be insane to anyone.
- Т-SHIЯT ЩЗАЯS ЧФЦ ПO¿
- Feel the controller as the Nintendo power surrounds it. Endorsed by Nintendorulez himself.
- BENSON WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU, SO WILL HIS CLOTHING AND MERCHANDISE LINES.
Please watch this space for more products that may just be available on your door step today, tomorrow, next week, next month, a year, when it's done. In the meantime, please visit the New Item Request Center to request a design that will go on some items. Go ahead, let your design help the Uncyclomedia Foundation make millions. And if you are still not satisfied, why not just request a sale/discount. That should put your creative mind to use. We thank you for waiting for these one-of-a-kind items to arrive and we hope you keep on waiting.
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