UnTunes:Such woe, my bladder filled right to the brim
Sonnet 156 (also known as "Such woe, my bladder filled right to the brim") is the most famous of William Shakespeare's so-called "Poop Sonnets". Several artists have put the sonnet to song, most notably Celtic Woman in their 2007 album A New Journey, although we at Uncyclopedia cannot afford the licensing fee to reproduce it here. Instead, we have paid a woman from Tashkent $23 on Fiverr to sing Shakespeare's sordid sonnet, and she has assured us this song was not AI-generated in any way.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Such woe, my bladder filled right to the brim
If but perchance I sought to take a leak
Yet now my pantaloons now stainèd swim
In urine which now dribbles down my feet!
If only to the loo I'd gone posthaste,
Such musings are the act of lesser men;
My fav'rite pair of leggings would not waste,
But truth be told, I'll piss my pants again.
I never learned to listen to 'ol Blad
My colon retches yet I never poo
Now brown and yellow mix with tidings glad,
Instead of me relaxing on the loo.
Now no fair maid could ever risk a glance
They run away because I shit my pants!
