UnTunes:So Sick (of Christmas songs)

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Ebene-Yo cited his first love dumping him as a major inspiration for the song.

So Sick the debut single by R&B singer Ebene-Yo. The song is about the heavy emotional angst a man endures from being subjected to omnipresent Christmas music. Ironically, it features a smooth instrumental that complements the midwinter season, as if to say, sure, we need music right now, but not that crap they're peddling. The music video was filmed in the isolated snowy mountains, assumed to symbolize the singer's state of depression and loneliness during the season. However, Ebene-Yo stated that he was actually pointing his fans to the one place on Earth were you can escape Christmas music.

Upon its release, it became an instant classic. It would go on to be so successful in conveying its message that you rarely even hear Christmas songs on the radio anymore.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]


I am having a blue Christmas. YOU'RE FUCKING CAUSING IT.
Mmmm mmm yeah
Do do do do do do do-do
Ohh Yeah


Gotta plug my iPod in my ears
When I go out tonight
'Cause right now all you'll hear
Is saccharine seasonal trite.
And I know it's uplifting
When you walk around the store
But it's the only thing I hear outside anymore.


(It's ridiculous)
It's been a month
And for some reason they just
(Won't stop playing fluff)
How much longer of this?
(Enough is enough)
No more shopping 'round
With earbuds out.
I'm so over Chipmunk tunes
And Elvis being blue
This is the sound of creeping dementia.


And I'm so sick of Christmas songs
So tired of cheer
So done with Santa and his reindeer
Said I'm so sick of Christmas songs
Sleigh bells and snow
So why can't they get off my radio?


Lookin' at that calendar I have
December the 15th
And they've been playing this crap
Since long before Thanksgiving
I'm so fed up with these songs of Yule
And their novelties
And how every song reminds me
I'm supposed to feel happy


"The cold never bothered me anyway."
"'Tis the season..." I'm so sick of Christmas songs
So tired of cheer
It's the most horrible time of the year
Said I'm so sick of Christmas songs
Sleigh bells and snow
Why are they even playing 'Let It Go'?


(Leeeave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Hooooliday songs)
Don't make me hear about the smiles,
The heavenly Christ Child,
Or Let It Go
Turning off the radio!


Smashed radio.jpg
'Cause I'm so sick of Christmas songs
So tired of cheer
So done with wishing for the new year
Said I'm so sick of Christmas songs
Sleigh bells and snow
(Hey)
Why can't they get off the radio?
(Won't even turn on the radio.)
Christmas should fuck off my radio.
[sound of a radio being smashed by a sledgehammer]