UnNews:Halloween trailer drops Friday
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I found an article for UnNews. I was supposed to deliver it Monday, but it fell between the seats, and I didn't see it. I'm sorry. |
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And with these words, cinema lovers (and horror nerds) the world over cancelled their hot dates, bingo games, jobs, stocks, and bathroom breaks. You read those tweets right. Blumhouse bigwig Jason Blum on Monday confirmed, in five tweets, that the highly (and I mean HIGHLY) anticipated trailer to Blumhouse's Halloween reboot/direct sequel/40th anniversary thingy will finally arrive this Friday.
People have been demanding this trailer for a long time, but things especially heated up when industry insiders got their first preview of the film at this year's CinemaCon. And these weren't 40-year-old nerds who still live with their moms and can't get laid. These are professionals in the film industry. People like producers, execs, suits, and entertainment journalists like those airheads you see on E!
People have been pestering The Powers That Be™ (not least of all, producer Ryan Turek). These people have lives, too, you know. They sit on the same toilet as the rest of us. They put their pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us. The only difference is that they're making THE horror event of the year. So I can understand the need to become an entitled asshole who wants everything now, now, now.
Be patient. Until then, Turek, Blum and The Powers That Be™ will roll out special treats and goodies each day until The Big Day™.
Stay tuned for more updates.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Jason Blum "Guess what?" Twitter, June 4, 2018
- Jason Blum "The Halloween trailer" Twitter, June 4, 2018
- Jason Blum "is dropping" Twitter, June 4, 2018
- Jason Blum "Friday." Twitter, June 4, 2018
- Jason Blum "Boom" Twitter, June 4, 2018