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Welcome to Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy!

Your comprehensive guide to Templates on Uncyclopedia.

Getting Started

These are some of templates we possibly like. I have no idea what 1337 means. Please continue to look at example code to get used to working with the parsing system.

{{Star Wars}} uses a random image:


{{Startrek}} is the epitome of navigational templates:


More Examples

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The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
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*"Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"


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Bacon Products
Bacon | Bacon fat | Bacon Shrub | Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops | Pork Products | Pigs
People Named Bacon
Richard Bacon | Kevin Bacon
All things Bacon
Bacon's Rebellion | Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 | BLT
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APERTURE SCIENCE
GUIdos - Game Simulation Module
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Interstates & Highways
INTERSTATES:  4 10 43 95
U.S. HIGHWAYS:  66 74 411 666

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Places
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People
MussoliniBerlusconida VinciMachiavelliMichelangeloCorleoneVespucciBoyardee
Gastronomy
PizzaPastaAlfredoSpaghettiWormsGenitalia
Jewish stuff
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More Jewish stuff
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Modern Computing 1985
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The Senses


The Seven Deadly Sins

Greed - Wrath - Gluttony - Pornography - Envy - Indifference - SPAM

How can you even think of such things?
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46 Toys
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37 Ways to Deliver Bad News
36 Ways to Die
35 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
34 Ways to Start a Novel
33 Ways to Win an Argument
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Welcome Templates

There are many different welcome templates for different kinds of users that say very different things. If you know how to use these, you can change the text to suit your needs, and start spamming your ugly templates all over teh wiki!!!11


Welcome link template »
Official Welcome Templates
 {{Account}}  (links)
You're funny!  Please register for an account.

Become a part of the Uncyclopedia community and let us get to know you better. Not to mention, IT'S FREE!


 {{IPjoin}}  (links) (talk)
^  Occasionally. Maybe.

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY[1]

To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon!

 {{Oh Dear}}  (links) (talk)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Templating, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

 {{Welcomeback}}  (links)

Welcome back!

Hello, Templating, and thanks for coming back to Uncyclopedia! Before you continue to edit further, you may need to refresh your memory on our policies and guidelines. Please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to learn more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, read the following pages:

Please sign your posts on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically reproduce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy continuing to edit here and being an Uncyclopedian! 

 {{Welcome}}  (links) (talk)

Welcome!

Hello, Templating, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (OOjs UI icon signature-ltr.svg) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, post on our community forum, join our Discord, or message an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! 



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