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North America headlines 
- DeSantis signs Florida bill allowing seniors to hunt zoomers for their skin and ...
- Trump kills the penny
- A new candidate enters 2028 Presidential race
- Over 1000 flights cancelled due to US government shutdown
- US Government shits itself
- Trump declares war on escalators
- Man eats salmon sliders, doesn't know they're basically salmon burgers
- Sheeranism becomes legally recognized in the United States
- Donald Trump presents new science project to Cabinet
- South Park Creators nominated for Nobel Peace Prize