Talk:Neopoprealism

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Ha-Ha![edit source]

Somebody have split personality and fight with self. All that old or new pages is total crack's halucination. Who cares here about Neopoprealism? It's very pro thing and only art people know what is it.

Warning[edit source]

Due to the recent flamewar on this page, it has been split into two different pages. Do not recreate text here. Work on the article that does not offend you. Any vandalization will be delt with harshly. If you are unhappy with all the current artices, make another page called Neopoprealism_yournamehere and add that link to this page. No more vandals or flamewars. TY. HAND. --Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 17:52, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Discussion Relating to the Old Page[edit source]

Fantastic someone has already written Russ Abbot!!! --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 17:36, 23 Sep 2005 (UTC)

At first I thought it said Neo Poop Realism. Then when I read it, it actually made sense that way --Nytrospawn 01:48, 24 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Added rewrite template as this article has become way to confusing during the last 10 or so edits. 152.163.100.8 08:22, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Sweet Bejebus[edit source]

I....I....I......how?....why?!?I mean.....Uncyclopedia? WHAAAAAAAAT!? --Nytrospawn 00:01, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Where do you get your information???[edit source]

I know this woman that you speak of... she is NOT dead, or crazy, or homeless. She is actually a very pleasant lady, with great sense of humor, and very positive about life, even though she struggles, as the rest of us do. Maybe you should re-check your sources. As far as I know these are simply rumors.  :) JRB


I say to you, "JRB"![edit source]

In relations to the above, sir, there is simply NO excuse for desecrating the memory of Russ Abbot's classic book NeoPopRealism. I do not understand your crusade against fine literature, but if you do not cease and desist all vandalisms upon it, I may be forced to inform the Estates of both Russ Abbot and Nadia Russ(God rest their souls) of your ill tresspasses. I do sternly recommend that you might find another outlet by which to excersize your predisposition for tasteless thuggery. 66.42.127.195 01:03, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)


from JRB[edit source]

No need for threats, and, I have never been considered a thug. The only conclusion that I can come to is, that you think badly of yourself. Maybe you should consider therapy...

I am a personal biographer of the Genius-Artist, Neopoprealism Creator, Nadia Russ. I have access to the most private sides of her life. For example, I can post everyday, what she's wearing, or what she says. Today, October 7th, 2005 Penis Day
I Ask Nadia, "What do you think about Penis?"
Nadia said "Penis? Who is that? Ah, I remember...I saw him a few months ago. He was driving a red corvette." (I'm joking)
She then went to the beach, with towel over left shoulder.
Want more information? Send Check or money order. Address upon request.


Once again, "JRB"![edit source]

Sir, I am quite sure that the pack of loathesome vandals which you choose to associate your person with do indeed lack the analytical qualities to consider you the thug that you most certainly are. If you do not wish to be so rightfully identified as such, I recommend sir, that you do halt your incurments upon the world of the civilized. For I proclaim, sir, I will not allow the dignities of neither Russ Abbot nor Nadia Russ to be pulled through the briars to fulfill your yearnings for sadisms most foul! 66.42.127.194 18:45, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)


NeoPopRealism, Nadia Russ and Russ Abbot. Conflict Ending.[edit source]

To finish that hot conflict I make this note[edit source]

1. Russ Abbot never heared or used word "Neopoprealism". Please write another acticle about Russ Abbot, not under the Neopoprealism name. All that written is not funny, but insulting and bordering on slander. It seems that you hate or want put down real NeoPopRealism creator Nadia Russ, using crazy, not existing and untrue arguments. 2. Nadia Russ the only one Artist Nadia Russ, NeopopRealism Creator in whole world. She doesn't know Russ Abbot. (There's another Nadia -toy cat Nadia, production of toy company RUSS. Is this Nadia you talking about?) 3. Russ Abbot never wrote any book about Nadia Russ, NeoPop and never mention word NeoPopRealism ...

Lets do not associate NEOPOPREALISM & NADIA RUSS with Russ Abbot and book, which do not exist:)

“Hmm..yeah. Um, you do know that the company is putting new cover sheets on the TPS reports ? ...Did you get the memo ?”

"JRB", unscrupulous floatsam![edit source]

Sir, your manner has become most obscene to the highest order! While errors of public tutelage may have left you bereft from the pantheons of society, it is naught but your own barbarisms by which you now aspire to force your ignorance upon the civilized! The world is ill confinded to your vacuous comprehensions, sir! That you toil without knowledge of Russ Abbot's classic literary masterwork NeoPopRealism is quite an insufficent preface for attempting to rewrite the very fabrics of history! Furthermore, your latent humiliations wrought upon the dearly deceased are the incarnates of slander itself, bording on the inhuman! It matters naught should I demand that you cease your dispacable actions, sir, for I vow to slaught them without a moment's cease! So long as I draw breathe, "JRB", from achievement will your vandalims be wrested! 66.42.127.183 20:07, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)