Talk:My keyboard is missing its homerow

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Unobfuscated?[edit source]

Plausible humor is funnier. Is the unobfuscated version of this page available? I could imagine that someone in this predicament would figure out workarounds for at least some letters part way into the article: @ for A, 5 for S, I) for D, & for G, # for H, I< for K, I for lowercase L. --Tepples 03:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

See User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/My keyboard is missing its homerow (unobfuscated). I haven't actually done any work yet, though - by "unobfuscate," do you mean "write proper English" or "put in those leet characters"? Pentium5dot1 18:04, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
By "unobfuscate", I want proper English. Have you ever read the short story "Flowers for Algernon" or the "Latino sine Flexione" exposition? My outline looks like this:
  1. First sentence is normal.
  2. Second sentence bein to ow ropout.
  3. Typist realizes what is going on.
  4. Typist tries desperately to choose words containing few home row letters.
  5. Typist remembers Start > Programs > Accessories > Character Map, uses it for a couple sentences, finds it too time consuming.
  6. In a eureka moment, typist discovers leet.
  7. More substitutions are introduced over the course of the remainder of the article.
  8. Segue into the leet article.
Good idea or bad idea? --Tepples 02:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Good idea, and in response to your question about reading material, I have read Flowers for Algernon but not Latino sine Flexione. Keep in mind, however, that I really don't have much time here (as I tried to explain on my user page, most of my time spent editing Uncyc is time I should be using to do homework). If you think of any possible edits in the meantime, please direct them to my storage page. Thanks. Pentium5dot1 09:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Sorry for unannounced UncycloBreak. Any more comments? Pentium5dot1 05:38, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
ONE YEAR LATER and I just found this article. I like this idea, I'm thinking of doing something with it. Tepples has good ideas, I might try to use them ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:26 6 Feb, 2008)

If my computer was working and I didn't have to use my mother's, I would record an audio for this. It would be an interesting experience. --General Insineratehymn 02:38, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey all, I took a really long Uncyclobreak. Glad to hear that people are working on improving my article! I'm currently working on unobfuscating the article...I lost the original! ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 05:06, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

e,ti i iriou! n even more ironic, I ot my omerow. It uc, you now? --nemonMx 13:15 une 7, 2011

FA[edit source]

Hey I wish to nominate this article for FA. How do ya go 'bout it? SillyGuy 16:20, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

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