Talk:Kash Patel

Thank You, Dani

I don't know who that user is, but all user would have had to do was look at my page to see that I have a sense of humor unlike others, maybe it's because I'm alien and had a rough time here on earth and got a little sarcastic. Okay maybe a lot sarcastic...but some of these people need to understand and get it through their MSM-soaked head and college-indoctrinated skulls that not everyone hates the people that they hate. And they can shun their folks at Thanksgiving and Christmas time thinking that I somehow give a rat's ass. Truth be known, Halloween was the only "holiday" I ever had any fun. Maybe a bit on the mischievous side, but still... But I thank you for your professionalism, here, at the most unlikely of places. I would make a template for the Q thing and add some links, but I try to stay out of the way. Nacky (talk) 18:51, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

@Nacky: y'know, I think it would've been better if you had put this in my talkpage rather than creating a new talkpage... but well, anyways, you're welcome :] (also, I don't think that user had any bad intentions, but it's true they should've made a bit more of research before tagging this article as AI-generated...) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:57, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

I guess I was trying to not clog up your page with the topic at hand. It's a new page, it's easy to see who authored it. Click that. I would have done that. And it may seem random, some of the stuff I do. But with Kash, there are elements in that based on events in the past. I just conjure the exaggerated and fantastical to give it a spin. Like with Aragorn, anyone who hasn't read the books, won't know some of the narrative I'm alluding to. So it'll seem nonsensical and maybe frivolous. And well, Kash has been privy to classified intel and knows more than he can say. This is a man who writes children's books. From a Hindustani background. He's from a movie, a weird, odd film that is more artistic than political drama. He's quite the magician. Nacky (talk) 19:13, 30 December 2024 (UTC)

Gifs

The site that removes backgrounds of things, yeah it's just very primitive and that's why the tarantula looks so weird. Frame by frame, I tried so hard to make it seem less wonky. Alas, I just couldn't make what I had access to, actually work. You can blame this Stupid Site for how it doesn't seem to know a foreground from a background! The tarantula is clearly on Harry Belafonte's shoulder and right under the same spotlight, but nooooo. So I had to try to color in the 17 stillframes to include the cute little furbaby, because I really wanted that in there, and of course, it looks bad. It's really bad. When it's a thumbnail you can't really tell too much, but whatever. I wish websites were functional, innovative things. Alas, it's just basically a wasteland of death and destruction. I find this cute little tarantula and it's so adorable and I love it so much and I want to feature it with one of my favorites singing a great old song, but naturally websites are hateful little bastards! They just didn't want me to have that darling little, I mean look how cute that little guy is! I love that muppet tarantula! *sobs* Nacky (talk) 11:16, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

GET BACK TO WORK!

Kash, I need you to write "The Plot Against the King 4: Off With Their Heads!" instead of, whatever this is! No offense, Kash, but this page is a little too long to be a children's book! --RealDonaldTrump (talk) 09:40, 21 January 2025 (UTC)

Yes sir. But, I'm Nacky. I'm just writing about the life and adventures of Kash Patel. I know it seems a bit odd to understand how I see him, but believe it or not, this is all metaphor and hypotheticals. And I have something else to add before the page is complete, and I'm getting to it. What was holding me up was this adorable muppet spider. Can I have one of those, Mr. President? Even the old guys in the balcony want one! But I can help with Part 4. If you need me to. I will have to place a copyright violation on the page but, fortunately, nobody cares. It even says that right on the template! Hahaha! Nacky (talk) 10:21, 21 January 2025 (UTC)