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can I add this?

Let's pump up this pot!! -Howard Lederer Q:Why when you see the bear you better don't run? A:Because Bear like fast food.


There's also a page on blaers and baers Coolerderek 22:04, 16 July 2008 (UTC)


why no mention that bear attacks are the number one threat facing americans?

 -some dude (please sign...)

Cause it wasn't thought of before they protected this...


Also, we need to expose the Pro-Bear Agenda!

When bears weren't the #1 threat last winter, it was because they were hibernating or "Regrouping" as the eminent Dr. Stephen T. Colbert warned.

Add an Image for me[edit]

This image needs to be put in:

preferrably just beneath the hunter, with a witty comment like "that hunter has another thing comin'!"

Bears are attracted to menstration...

The Blow Bear caption should read: "Bears invented the godless act of foreplay."

bears suk=[edit]

bears are soulless godless killing machines often found in the cohorts of nazis, if you should run into a bear, it is best advised to get a choke hold on it and punch it in the jaw, like the guy on the discovery commercial bears are overly hairy because they are french women hookers

Add trivia section?[edit]

We should add a trivia section which should include the following:

  • It is common knowledge that if you were to strap a bulletproof vest to a bear it would become invincible.
  • Bears teeth are made of adamantium.
  • Yogi bear was actually a marmot.



Where is Medved (what said "Preved")? May be, add this image in the article?

Где Медвед (который говорит "Превед")? Может быть, добавить этот рисунок в статью?


Ден Зурин

Fuzzy Wuzzy no so fuzzy[edit]

If bears have no hair and in fact don't care, would it hurt to stare, or would they maul you in your chair?