Talk:Bear

can I add this?

Let's pump up this pot!! -Howard Lederer Q:Why when you see the bear you better don't run? A:Because Bear like fast food.

Blaer

There's also a page on blaers and baers Coolerderek 22:04, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

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why no mention that bear attacks are the number one threat facing americans?

 -some dude (please sign...)

Cause it wasn't thought of before they protected this...

CchristianTehWazzit

Also, we need to expose the Pro-Bear Agenda!

When bears weren't the #1 threat last winter, it was because they were hibernating or "Regrouping" as the eminent Dr. Stephen T. Colbert warned.

Add an Image for me

This image needs to be put in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Armbears.jpg

preferrably just beneath the hunter, with a witty comment like "that hunter has another thing comin'!"

Bears are attracted to menstration...

The Blow Bear caption should read: "Bears invented the godless act of foreplay."

bears suk=

bears are soulless godless killing machines often found in the cohorts of nazis, if you should run into a bear, it is best advised to get a choke hold on it and punch it in the jaw, like the guy on the discovery commercial bears are overly hairy because they are french women hookers

Add trivia section?

We should add a trivia section which should include the following:

• It is common knowledge that if you were to strap a bulletproof vest to a bear it would become invincible.
• Bears teeth are made of adamantium.
• Yogi bear was actually a marmot.

Zauriel

Medved

Where is Medved (what said "Preved")? May be, add this image in the article?

Где Медвед (который говорит "Превед")? Может быть, добавить этот рисунок в статью?

Ден Зурин 89.254.193.145

Fuzzy Wuzzy no so fuzzy

http://bearnohair.ytmnd.com/

If bears have no hair and in fact don't care, would it hurt to stare, or would they maul you in your chair?

Wikipedia link

Since this page is protected, I can't give this page what it needs most:

Greencat Quark (talk) 20:25, 26 June 2023 (UTC)

So yeah admins could you please do this?(Unless there's some secret reason why this doesn't point to Wikipedia Greencat Quark (talk) 20:27, 26 June 2023 (UTC)

I second this, especially when the Wikipedia page has "[Bears] have been used for bear-baiting and other forms of entertainment, such as being made to dance." Though I'm not an admin, so I can't add it either. --EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 17:26, 28 June 2023 (UTC)

Why is this page protected?

This is just an average Uncyclopedia article, far from the best one, but not too bad either (it did get featured at one point.) And yet it has been protected from being edited by all non-admins since 2009. WTF? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:02, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: yeah, it's weird. normally featured articles are simply protected from unregistered IPs and newly-made accounts, but anyone with an autoconfirmed account should edit them just fine.
I've changed the article's protection so that non-admins can edit it too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:03, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Thanks! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:12, 7 May 2025 (UTC)