Deltarune

Deltarune is an overrated video game created by Toby ""Don't Call Me "Toby "Radiation" Fox""" Radiation" Fox and is the official sequel/spin-off/alternate universe/whatever the connection is to the even more overrated video game Undertale, featuring characters such as a war criminal named Susie, a furry named Ralsei, and a possessed zombie named Kris. The genders are they/them (Kris), she/her (Susie), and cool hat (Ralsei) You shoved your heart into Kris and control them now.

Development and production

Because Toby Fox is a lazy fuck "slow learner", this game has been in production since 2018, and still hasn't been fully released. As a result, its fans have gone bat fuck insane, like babies who haven't been fed by several days. These fans have started

Gameplay

This video game, just like its predecesor, belongs to a genre of videogames known as "quirky independient self-aware Earthbound-inspired role playing video games about depression and homosexuality" (QISEIRPGADH for short). As such, it prominently features the following characteristics:

• Continously subverting the player's expectations, to the point where the player ironically expects their expectations to be subverted, and thus they are not subverted anymore
• Making thousands of Fourth Wall-breaking jokes that remind you how smart and countercultural its authors are
• Eerie imagery about dreams and the psyché that remind you how stoned its authors were when writing this game
• Copious amounts of homosexuality and general queerness with the intention of making your kids gay and Satanists

In the same way Undertale did, Deltarune combines elements from role playing games with those of bullet hell; however, unlike Undertale, fighting peeps in this one doesn't make them die horrendously. In order to achieve a mass murder in this one, the player has to go out of the way and traumatise the reindeer character to psychologically manipulate her and get rid of any enemy standing in the way. Apparently this will achieve the "bad ending", or at least it would if it wasn't for the fact that Toby has promised that the game

Characters

As with all the other Toby Fox videogames (which are like, one), Deltarune's best quality appears in its characters, which are so memorable that pretty much every single of them have insane amounts of drawn pornography they are very well-received by the fanbase. An interesting fact of these characters is that their exact ages are never explicitly told so that people can jerk off to them without feeling guilty of it.

The characters are divided between lightners and darkners, in a similar way the real-life world is divided between light-skinned and dark-skinned. Moreover, one of the main plot points of the game is that darkners' sole purpose are to serve lightners, just like in real life the dark-skinned ones only exist to serve the light-skinned ones.

Lightners

• Kris Dreemur Main protagonist and the one who is controlled by the player. Goes by they/them, despite
• Susie Mean lizard and
• Noelle Overtly lesbian reindeer who is obsessed with only two things: christmas and Susie. Can be psychologically tortured and manipulated for the player's amusement.
• Burghley Annoying nerdy bird with a loyal fanbase (for some reason). Thought to be an incel although he's just a regular Rick and Morty fan.
• Sans He's fucking your mom.
• Dess Holiday [DATA EXPUNGED]
• Carol Holiday Christmas-themed MILF who might or might not be fucking your dad.

Darkners

• Ralsei Goat femboy who likes being stepped on. Totally not a fetish thing.
• Lancer Susie's best friend. Who is a Jack of Spades card. Kinda sad if you think about it.
• King Lancer's dad, and the big bad in Chapter 1.
• Queen
• Tenna Dreemur The TV of the Dreemur house, who is traumatized after the parents' divorce. Further proof no one in Kris' family is a normal person (well, monster).
• Jevil A cheap knockoff of The Joker. Is aware that we live in a society.
• Spamton G. Spamton Failed businessman and ex-husband of Tenna Dreemur.
• Ramb Expected to be the third chapter secret boss; wasn't actually that relevant to the plot, but that didn't stop him to have a loyal fanbase.
• Mike Character that was colectively dreamed by the fanbase and Toby Fox made canon in the worst possible way, just to troll them. It's actually several guys disguised as a microphone.
• Gerson Boom He's old!
• The Knight Its true identity is as of now unclear, although pretty much everyone agrees that they're Dess. This is false, though, as they're actually THE GREAT PAPYRUS.

Dubvious existence

• Gaster Although it hasn't yet been mentioned in the game, everyone knows he's the one pulling the strings and pretty much a god-like character in this world. Possibly the father of the guy who's fucking your mom.
• Man The President of Mancountry, he's neither an important nor unimportant character. His contribution to the plot is giving the player an egg for each chapter he's in.
• Smiling face guy Very cryptic entity, even more than Gaster. Is believed to be a cat of some sorts. Most likely the game's main villain.
• Annoying dog Avatar of the creator of this world, Toby Fox. Proves that "god" is just "dog" spelt backwards.
• The player/Soul This is a quirky indie game, so of course the player is their own character to deconstruct the trope of the player-character. However, that won't stop people to use Kris as a way to self-insert themselves in the game and make out with their character of choice (which sometimes is Kris themselves).
• Friend Inside Me For some reason fans have an obsession with Woody from Toy Story even though he has nothing to do with Deltarune. Toby Fox will most likely make it canon just to make their heads explode.

Synopsis

Chapter 1

Chapter 1 follows going about a board-game themed kingdom similar to that of the queen of hearts (I think that's her name) in Alice in Wonderland and you can either commit genocide or sunshine rainbows lollipops etc. etc. and imprison the king in a zoo where he drinks from a really cool hamster water bottle.

Chapter 2

In Chapter 2 Ralsei forces you to do homework but the library you were going to study in has been taken over by Xenomorph's mom Queen Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and in this one you're in Cyberpunk and can either commit genocide or sunshine lollipops etc. etc. but this time it has consequences and if you commit genocide you have to fight the best character, Spamton G. Spamton in his NEO form.

Chapter 3

In this chapter

Chapter 5

Chapter 5 is about Asgore commiting vehicular manslaughter over Noelle's sister and getting away with it because he's a cop and the sister was black.

The best scene in all of video game history.

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