Lolcat
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- OH HAI!!!1111one111 Dis artikul iz about Lolcats, a plan for world domination. Wuz yoo lookin for teh artikul aboit regoolar catz? Pleez note that regoolar cats need fud. I can has fud?[1]
“Dis artikel. i did haz it.”
“O RLY?”
Lolcats is teh reason why: yor hard drive, is fullz. Not want AYB! This iz much funner. Lolcats come from LOL+CAT. They has pikchur with lol-kapshun and lol-cat(s) on its. Teh pics, dey share wif pplz on msg bords and on photo sharez. This feh-nomnomnun haz been popular since bee-fore i-can-has-cheezburger?[2] site. It also braut start of teh Lolrus.
An kittehs no like zombies. We wer hair 1stest. So scrm!
Abouts[edit | edit source]
Im in ur house[edit | edit source]
O hai! Lolcats r teh catz that r invadin' ur intartoobz!!!!!11111oneone1 Dey r teh sneekiest of teh catz, and teh masters ov Katurdai. They no needs battreez, and normally r not kakes. They r communly foundz en ur lap steelin' ur bodyheatz and vareeous ofer playses, and usually has an alibi. Yah shudnz blink, 'cause ceilin cats may be watchun u!
Caturday[edit | edit source]
"Caturday" iz a interwebz 4Chan meme wher tehre is an picure of some Cat LOLicon with a cation, this datez bck to precat timez wen cavemen wud tape messages to teihr pet raptors, but that nevr turned out wel ... This led to the extinct ... extici ... no moar dinosores when teh cavemen stoped usin tape an started usin a stapler. Later this waz re-intraduced when 18th century photoppl wud put funneh captions on teh photos. This later evov ... became Mudkip called J0e, but J0e was becoming sadz, so he wanted 2 get happy, and got drunk ... Then he ... de-evolved? turned back into a piece of paper and that is why all of the stuff written in the captions are in 1337 speak. That's right "i can haz cheezburgr?" came from a drunk mudkip ... So that's y ppl like dem.
Lolcatz r teh l33t![edit | edit source]
lolcatz r nown 2 b g00d at teh v1d1o gamz. U evar bin pr0wned at teh cowntar strikez, it b a lolcat kampin.
Hay. Itz a lujitimut stratujee.
Mai abilities, lemme show u dem[edit | edit source]
- haz cheezeburger
- haz president Jar Jar
- haz cancer
- deeny ur refnds or s'changes wifout a recpt. k?
- haz a forcefelds wtf?
- haz a herb
- haz a hat(But they have to fight knuckles to earn that achievement)
- haz a flavor
- haz A POKAMANS!
- haz mastachief as powerfull lolcat!! he even advertise for us in his show!!elven11!1.
- haz mahd skillz
- be are serious.
- lazer catz
- be seein wut yoo did heer
- be confuzed?
- be a cheezeburglar
- be steelin' yo riffs
- be not amused in yur trashcan
- be steelins yo interwebz
- be lol'd at by hyoomunz
- block ur toobz, drainz, sinks, and any oteh kind of drainage
- alterz yur persepshuns
- dance teh Thriller
- turn their everythingz invisiblez.
- upgradenzen yur RAMz
- iz way coolrz dan da O RLY owlz
- iz caught?
- lots other dizturbing thingz. k?
- All ur base are belong to mehz k?
- free food plox!
- monorail
- eets ur cookiez dat theys made for u
- eatz all teh cheezburgers
- b funneh
- pwn ur xbocks n00bs
- can run n windoes vistuh
- pr0n newbz
- spamz da internetz
- all da othah stoof that regler catz cant do.
- eetz ur mom
- hackz da psn. k?
- die tryin too kiel groos.
- reid de b*ble
Want[edit | edit source]
Historey[edit | edit source]
“My historey, they involves mah picz”
ITZ CATURDAY BIZNATCH
Teh lolcats r being a round for long timez, but silly hoomans r not noticings. Dey has come to Earf on huge commit to invadez teh worldz and the intarwebz. They pretndz to be petz to hoomans, but teh hoomans in ree-alitee r teh petz, but r 2 stoopidz to know.[3]lolcats r teh alins bwat we noh notis dem ...
Wez even got piks ovr 1O0 yers aold, becuz lolcatz own ur base.
Teh future[edit | edit source]
JORDAN ALYCE HARRIS tehe LOLCAT
“This plan. I has a secret.”
“I fear the worst when I read this article.
Maybe I should get a dog. Dogs are much
I, Oscar Whillie, luvs catz forevah. Food. I promis to bring.”
“lol.”
Us lolcats r plannin to take over ur worldz. We iz in places of power. Silly humans r not expecting anythings. THIS R NOT A KILL ROBOTNIK
Leedur of teh cats will befriendz teh Prezdint of teh wurldz after wurld peece happens in teh far fyoochur, den murderz teh Prezdint and leave himzelf as Prezdint in Prezi's will. They willz nevar suspectz us.
I can haz cheezburger?[edit | edit source]
gib mi cheezburger pl0x or i kill u, k?
Concludz[edit | edit source]
Kthxbai!
Mah refs[edit | edit source]
Let me show u dem
Seez also[edit | edit source]
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