UnGames:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm

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"...Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please," you say into the phone.

"Sure, hang on. ... There, you've got plenty of space now!" the sysadmin says.

"How much have I got?" you reply.

"Well, let's see, you have 4 megs available."

"Wow! Eight megs in total, thanks!" you say.

"No," he interrupts, savouring this like a fine red. "4 megs in total..."

"Huh?... I'd used 4 megs already, How could I have 4 megs available?"

He says nothing. It'll come to you.


You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***

Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!