Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
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Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is a Cartoon Network 2004-2009 poorly animated flash cartoon created by Craig McCracken after he had taken enough drugs to let the blue stain on the carpet develop a personality that makes it more punchable each time you watch an episode, about Imaginary friends being sent to the fosters loonybin, which gets destroyed every week, it still stays in business only because schizophrenia meds are that expensive in toon town. the imaginary friends wait to be adopted by children just to eventually be returned this is because 1 to 5 percent of all foster children are returned to the foster care system after being adopted. this plot is forgotten around 15 minutes into the pilot movie and is only mentioned as a plot point. this is due to the idea of being a douchebag to your hallucinations being obviously funnier. the show lasted 6 seasons with each season having the characters become noticeably more annoying, it makes the episodes funnier though so nobody gives a shit besides people who didn't watch the show.
Main characters[edit | edit source]
Mac:[edit | edit source]
Mac, also known as Macaron, Little Mac, and Macbook, is the 8 year old supposed main character of the show before his little shit of an imaginary friend steals the spotlight 5 seconds into the first episode. Mac has a cube head and no personality besides telling Bloo to kill himself unless the writers make one up for the episode plot to work, this results in every episode with him being a main character being so nothing that half the diehard fans can only remember the things the other gang members did. he also exists as a massive plot device because without him Bloo would either be adopted and then have "fun time with daddy" or be executed live. both of which end the show because that blue fucker is the only character that actually matters. Macbook also follows the poorly animated flash cartoon basic plot 2.5 character trope that is "boring child and thing do shenanigans, thing is only reason anyone watches" which started from this show and ended when the sun blew up. speaking of the sun blowing up, the writers' brains after having to deal with more than 6 minutes of this shit, instead of writing actual content, Mac can also go banana bonkers when he snorts the tiniest speck of sugar activating his "ultra sugar killer bitch mode 3000" mode which causes him to kill everyone in a 15 mile radius or do absolutely nothing besides make the funny go funny.
Bloo:[edit | edit source]
Full name being Blooregard Q. Kazoo (Q. stand for qutarded) is a clinically insane fucking madman who is probably the antichrist. Bloo is known for being the actual main character and a massive douchebag to everyone, he dose this due to either a underlying mental health issue or bad writing, his appearance is that of a morbidly obese pacman ghost, with big bulging eyes that make him look fucking stupid. despite being a dick everyone with autism and no media literacy loves him, this is countered by the show stopping its plot once per episode to brutally torture Bloo, cause even the writers got sick of his double dick shtick. Bloo also can break the laws of physics 1: no one that fucking fat could be able to do half the stuff he dose, 2: no legs meaning that he's a cripple and 3: him being so dumb that he would probably eat concrete before actually trying to get mental help. in the pilot movie "House of Bloo's" Bloo is actually nice by that i mean having no personality, just like his creator. luckily he turns into a massive jerk not even 3 episodes after the pilot. some people say he turns into a jerk due to Flanderization and bad writing, i say its due to Bloo being so punchable that he suffered Brain damage that made him into a massive dick. but either way we're both wrong because not even the fans choose to watch the show. and its cannon that half of the shit he dose is a attempt to boost his dying ego, and over the show Bloo is shown to become more mentally unstable leading to the finale where Bloo goes bye bye forever with a little help of a rope and chair. i love this stupid bastard, so dose the internet with only 3 people knowing he's 5 and only 2 caring. he also has the most appealing design, damn maybe the internet is right. now a major question is this. why dose Bloo exist?, some joke? something deeper? well if Bloo exists in the shows heart then i guess the answers of his existence could be found in Craig McCrackens heart too. well no Craig of mine would curse the world with this freak against nature. and while Bloo is just a imaginary friend maybe he might just be something more, a symbol of a truth that we don't really know about yet. maybe he's a good man blinded by the constant plight of trying to getting anything higher than a 7.5 on IMDB, are his actions a cry for help? maybe im the asshole and he's just the victim of forced existence? No fucking way man do you think im stupid look at this stupid thing and tell me he has the depth of anything deeper than a puddle, not in my show for babies. Bloo also wears the most Drag in the show, this brings up gender discussion, cause would a blue blob even have a gender, eh she/her Bloo can explain the behavior she shows. on second thought, i fucking hate Bloo, HE IS THE WORST GUY EVER. Bloo is the worst thing on this planet, let alone blue guy, he dose nothing but get annoyed off of everything, always wanting shit to go his dumbass way. and when he dose get want he wants he gets retarded. he's either a whining bitch or a troglodyte, and when he isnt being a prick, he just sits around and dose nothing. NOTHING, he just eats, and complains, he dosent give a shit HE'S JUST THERE. and then the plot happens, he gets mad LIKE IS HE STUPID. THE SHOWS TRYING TO HAPPEN AND HE'S MAD ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND ALL DAY ACTING LIKE YOU MAKING THE SHOW GOOD. HE IS A BLOB, HE IS WORTHLESS, YET HE ACTING LIKE HE'S THE SHIT. THIS GUY GOT ME FUCKED UP, MY FUCKING GOD THIS THING GOT ME FUCKED UP. IM BEEFING WITH BLOBS, IM GONNA FIND HIM, ITS ON SIGHT, and his fuckass defenders, oh my god imagine being a Bloo defender. you gotta be hitler if you do you probably eat babies or some fucked up shit like that. you're a messed up person if you like Bloo. i hate Bloo's existence with a passion. i would rather kill myself with a brazen bull then to ever like Bloo. my god Bloo this fucking thing just makes me wanna fucking lose it. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM, FUCK BLOO. Another little thing about little ol Blooregard Q. Kazoo is that WTF DOSE THE Q. ACTUALLY MEAN ITS NEVER GIVEN A CANNON EXPLANATION OTHER THAN ITS JUST THERE, FYM ITS JUST Q ITS MAKES NO SENSE TO JUST BE Q ITS GOTTA STAND FOR SOMETHING, im so fucking mad about this shit its been 20 years give us a answer craig, IF YO ASS ON THE LIST THEN WHY WONT YA TELL US WHAT THE Q STAND FOR SQUIGGA, CRAIG MCCRACKWHORE
ILL FIND YOU CRAIG
AND ILL EAT YOUR SKIN
The Gang:[edit | edit source]
Wilt: Also known as the second best character and the only sane one, a cannon RTCA with him acting Black despite being red, that shit fucked up. and also Transabled with him having a special version Tourettes now on the PS3 where he says Sorry or Is that ok around 63 times per scene he's in, he also has one eye and one arm due to his tragic backstory where he got his arm stolen and eye messed up after a encounter with the basketball wizards of downtown Baltimore, Wilt got to keep the knockoff walmart converses though so its counted as a win. in the 6/10, -3% on rotten tomatoes season 4 finale "Good Wilt Hunting" he goes on a cross country journey back to downtown Baltimore to find his dad Michael Jordan and possibly get his arm back cause that shit gonna sell on EBay. this is forgotten though due to the show having no continuity unless it wants to have continuity which makes watching this show impossible. speaking of continuity did you know that the number on Wilts massive tits changes every episode? You can find this out but only when your not looking. also he's like fucking 30 lmfao Unc, get a job red man, also LOOK AT THOSE DUMBASS SHOES DAMN, BRO'S DAD IS MICHEAL JORDAN YET CAN ONLY AFFORD THESE DUMBASS SHOES BRUH, UNC ASS SHOES FROM UNC ASS RED THING, No wonder the basketball wizards took his shit, those dumbass shoes probably the reason, in downtown baltimore shoes are the shit man you dont fuck with that. bad shoes are the worse thing you could ever have man. Wilt is a fucking unc. a sexy ass unc, im gonna get Wilt pregnant. Micheal Jordans grandbabies gonna be abominations.
Eduardo: Cartoon networks funny little excuse to make Tom Kenny unintentionally do brownface for around 5 years, great thinking CN, now you lost Tom Kenny in the custody battle against Nickleodeon. poor little Tom locked up in the SpongeSuit for another 83 years... anyway Eduardo is a large purple heavily mentally delayed Mexican stereotype, his only personality trait outside of Mexican is massive pussy. Ed will get scarred from literally anything depending on what the episode needs to work, cause Mexican people being scared is funny. wtf did CN mean by this, we dont know and i dont care enough to know. Ed is also known for his childlike behavior, in which he acts like a 3 year old, this is humorous cause the idea of a giant threatening purple thing being a babbling manchild is funny, and through study it is funny, very funny, funny enough to last for 6 seasons until Ed is violently shot and killed. Eduardo's creator is a BBL police officer cause ZOO WEE MAMA. Eduardo is also purple this is important cause i actually like the color purple a lot, know what fuck it we talking about purple now. i think purple is a cool color cause it just kinda reminds me of Cash and or Comfort, to me cash is comfort but still the fact purple can make think about those things is pretty badass if i say so myself. speaking of badass, tom kenny due to his ability to be in locked in a spongesuit for almost 30 years.
Coco: Cocoocococococococo, if that incomprehensible well thats the only fucking joke they tell with her, literally her only character is either being a possible sociopath or saying Coco like some fucked up pokémon. even tough digimon is a better franchise fuck you. shit FHFIF and digimon are kinda similar if you think about it fuck, the literal plot of destination imagination is basically the gang going to the digital world. huh, thats fucking awesome. Coco is part bird, part airplane, part no character, part plant, part random plot convenience. her special ability is to lay eggs that have a randomized item inside, like a slot machine but cooler, her creator is currently unknown as her discover's are both chuds, this also makes Coco part chud, and a female chud might be worse than hitler, trust me. ive used reddit enough times to know, Coco is also a celebrity in animeland, a Jamaican and a canon Yeti fucker, as all seen in s6e2. she should also be sent to prison
The Rest:[edit | edit source]
the girl character: Frankie is a red head angry bitch who dose nothing but clean, this is due to girl, she combats the girl personality by either being awesome or a bitch depending on what the plot means, she also is known to fucking hate her job cuase if i had to deal with all the mentally insane people in this fuckass house i would also be on suicide watch for half the entire show, in S2E5 its found out that she is a drug addict to the cookie clicker grind, im so fucking happy cookie clicker has a page woo. shoutout to my boy cookie clicker, one time i had to shovel snow and was having a possible asthma attack. my dad said it was cookie clicker making me weak. that doesn't make any fucking sense. how would a game where i click cookie effect a possible serious thing, jeez. also everyone on the internet wants to fuck her. despite Wilt being obviously more hot, would you rather crack the average big booba chick or a tall ass twizzler. if i had the chance to get Wilt pregnant, i fucking would. jeez. you open up a gooner chest to get a freak key. isnt that ass backwards.
Mr Herriman: this annoying ass boomer rabbit is a bigger unc than Wilt, being cannon 666 years old, the devils number, this is because he's british and being british is a fate worse than then death, he deserves that fate though because he's a fucking douchebag. all this guy dose is either deadname Frankie and force her back into the kitchen or tell Bloo to kill himself, he also loves following the rules to the point that the house will actually explode if he takes a break for longer than 3 minutes. if he wasn't the imaginary friend of mega gangsta Madam foster there would be no reason he would be around anywhere, fuckass rabbit think he the shit, brother all you do is he mean, anything could be happening and he mad, all bro dose is sit there and paying the bills, he fucking unc, this shit got me fucked up im geeking over a cartoon network show only autistic people with no taste or people with no life watch. this fucking show ruined my life man, now i have a Bloo shrine and call him my son, damn im a fucking loser. he's also a loser for being mean to my son, Bloo my boy. wonder if he's alive. i miss him man.
Madamn Foster: ahh yes the 16000 year old booty queen, Madam fleebster is one crazy bitch, always running around breaking shit, possibly doing shit thats a war crime, that makes her hot as shit man, not as fuckable as Wilt but damn an oldie is always a goldie, the internet has peak in their hands yet are just sissies cause the booby always wins, THE BOOBIE ALWAYS WINS. gooners are losers. anyway madingle flibingle is one crazy mf wooo, its also a theory that Frankie is her creator which makes 0 sense cause all theorizers are borderline retarded, its shown in s4e2 that mamamia flizza-pie is shown to age, too bad fucking no-one watches the show, god fucking damnit. i swear to fucking god if your here to read this watch the show, you can watch it on DVD, amazon prime, the internet archive, literally any piracy site, im so fucking tired of acting like a crazy person just cuz i like this show. help me man, post Bloo screenshots on pinterest ill pay ya, you on yo knees you sucking my... ok ok ill shut up. im dracula bitch
other guys who are important ig: lil Goo: a hit rapper that shows up, makes 393895 imaginary friends, becomes the funniest character in the show and then just disappears in season 5., Mac's brother: a dork who thinks beating up kids is cool, which it is, is the villain for the pilot and like 3 other episodes just to stop existing halfway through the show, Duchess: a european bitch who is a bitch and makes everyones life ass. this is funny cause women being jerks are funny., Penis party: a banger band which make the song of the year and background character 1-5984943: important when it comes to plot or something.
JACKIE FUCKING KHONES BEST CHARACTER EVER MADE:[edit | edit source]
now call me a bit of a lunatic when i say that Jackie Khones should be the only reason anyone should watch this show, this is peak comedy right here, Deep voice with a tiny body, sandwiches which were the funniest shit ever back in 2008 (they still are fuck you) and being a genuine peak character around, this fucking guy is a detective, he got a baddie, this man got everything and more damn, hell this awesome dude got his own episode, and its the best episode, im surprised cartoon network made the greatest character ever from any piece of media and did instantly make a spinoff with 26 seasons damn, in CN stupid, clearly cause they didnt fucking do the thing that could have made them the big money, CN slandering peak right now. now im telling ya if CN wanted to make anything better than Jackie they would have to try really fucking hard, nobody fuck with my talking broccoli im telling you fucking nobody i take this shit fucking seriously. im telling ya CN reached peak and proceeded to do nothing man i tell ya nothing, CN IS FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT. Jackie is so fucking badass and awesome AND I GOT PROOF . So you probably clicked the link huh. i you did then good job your never gonna experience shit that fucking peak again, if you didnt click the link wtf are you doing man, your only here because you find my autisic rambling funny or are a diehard fan who likes seeing other peoples awful opinion. or your forced to read this article because thats your job or smth. anyway i got carried away, you just sat through peak and now that you've seen it theres only one thing existing that can match it. its called every other episode Jackie gets a scene in lmfao. those episodes are S5E1, S5E3, S5E12, S6E4, S6E7-E9, S6E10 and S6E11, which are the only good episodes in the show everything else is ok if he shows up as a background character and udder garbage if he doesn't show up, im fucking telling ya this is the greatest thing put into anything ever and i know im right cause you saw that link and i know you fucking laughed i know everything, i know why you cheated on your wife, i know that tomorrow the sky is going to be a color, shit i can tell the future man. in july i had a dream that there was a snowstorm in summer. Guess what a week later it started hailing, HAIL IS JUST LIKE SNOW MAN IM A TIME TRAVELER I KNOW IT MAN, now do me a favor and send me to my own fosters loonybin.
Seasons and Episodes[edit | edit source]
Season one (2004):[edit | edit source]
the first and worst season with only 2 episodes that aren't the media version of a stale piece of bread, having the worst animation ever makes it watchable though ironically., this is where it all starts so of course nothing is actually good until like the last 3 episodes, to bad no one has the balls to watch past the pilot. BY THE WAY THIS IS THE PRODUCTION ORDER FUCK YOU
Season 1 Episodes:[edit | edit source]
| E1-3: Start of the end of Bloo 1-3 | The really poorly animated pilot movie where Bloo's life goes to shit, but he deserves it for being ugly. |
| E4: Why didn’t ya think of glue first | Bloo is a retard, fucks up and breaks Madams fosters bust leading to his execution. |
| E5: Starvation Labyrinth | Macbook and Bloo slowly starve to death in the course of 3 hours due to funny. |
| E6: Missing the entire point of why the friends are here in the first place | Macbook and Bloo act stupid and kill all the imaginary friends in an attempt to something. |
| E7: Mental illness vs mall of America | The gang goes to the mall and Bloo causes 9/11. |
| E8: Ghost torture | Bloo slowly dies of hypothermia while grown fucking adults try to kill him, while this is going on Frankie is forced to play the new roblox mascot horror game "hooky wooky's funtime land 3". |
| E9: Scribbling it | Bloo finds slaves trapped in a closet and puts them back into slavery as a feeble attempt to be the good guy for once. |
| E10: We swear Bloo isn’t ableist | Bloo's retarded cousin Red who only shows up once tries to kill Bloo, this leads to Bloo ending up being executed on tumblr. |
| E11: BDSM on dile | In a shittier attempt to be the good guy Bloo kidnaps a guy in a phone costume and proceeds to send them to Bloo's torture kink one man party. |
| E12: Social media pun | Macbook and Bloo accidentally film a porno of Mr.Herriman leading to big money big money woo. |
| E13: Attack of the Yandere | A imaginary friend named Berry shows up to the house and instantly wants to fuck with Bloo, who is 5 btw. she also tires to kill Macbook so she can get her hands on that BBW (Big Blue Woohoo). |
| E14: R/DogFree | Eduardo brings in a dog that leads to a pitbull massacre and a total 7 upvotes on reddit. |
Season two (2005):[edit | edit source]
this is when the show locks in and decides to actually be funny, and by funny i mean that everyone wants to kill eachother, this also introduces the Cartoon network comedy grim reaper, but that thing gets his own fucking part of the article
Season 2 Episodes:[edit | edit source]
| E1: The big lobloootomy | The gang goes bowling and Macbook realizes he fucking sucks at everything. |
| E2A: Big ass twizzler kills everyone | Wilt finally learns how to say the n word. |
| E2B: Bendy was a little devil thing | The writers drink ink leading to the creation of bendy, an evil fuck who wants to ruin the already decayed reputation of the show and fuck up the cannon. |
| E3: 2008 pun | Bloo throws a badass house party that causes eye strain and Macbook to go fucking cray and kill everyone, refer to creepypasta. |
| E4A: Eyeing my balls | Some fuckass eye guy screams for 11 minutes. |
| E4B: Clone Wars | a shitload of Bloo clone show up to fosters, this leads to the third world war, and Bloo suffering cannon identity theft, and credit card info. |
| E5: Cookie clicker 101 | Bloo becomes a cookie drug lord and blows all the stocks WE'RE FUCKING POOR BLOO. |
| E6: Screw me before ya Bloo Me | Frank makes every male in a 50 mile radius go ooh ooh ahh at hot women this is due to being a willing sexy bachelor (WILT IS HOTTER FUCK YOU.) |
| E7: Mac can’t pay child support money | Mac somehow summons something worse than the Antichrist and makes it Bloo's non-related brother, they might be related though due to both of them being extremely retarded (this also implies that Bloo is Mac's son CRAIG WHERE TF ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS). |
| E8: Ski Balling into an early grave | Bloo has awesome sex with a toy squeaky elephant for 12 minutes, then kills himself by fucking around 1000 ski-balls. |
| E9: BLOO PUNCHING BAG | Bloo is going to be executed live at 4pm, in a attempt to escape death Bloo dose everything but going forever nap nap. |
| E10: Unc Spice | to get attention, Bloo becomes a deodorant themed slut to get rich and famous, sadly like most sluts he's starved and is forced to sleep in a cage. |
| E11: 🤓🤓🤓 | Bloo finds out Mac is a nerdgender and instantly becomes homophobic just to find out that he's nerdgender himself. |
| E12: whats in the pockets anyway | 6th time convicted nutjob Uncle Pockets is sent back to the fosters looney bin. this causes Bloo to play real life ace attorney to discover that the real crime was the friends we made along the way |
| E13: my so called sidechick | Mr.Herriman has to sleep with Coco of all people for some big bucks while Mac lobotomizes Bloo to make him less autistic |
Season Three (2006):[edit | edit source]
The award winner for having the most nothing episodes, with half of them having no plot other than being funny, this is bad cause i expect my Comedy shows to make me feel bad for characters.
Season 3 Episodes that are ass:[edit | edit source]
| E1: Big Baby 300 | Eduardo gets Deported back to meanietown. |
| E2: Hiccup fetish | Mac uses the advantage known as emotional manipulation to make Bloo hiccup until he violently runs out of oxygen. (why did Craig make this episode??) |
| E3: Bloo the fatty mc fatso and also camping | The gang attempts to go camping just for Bloo's fat fucking ass to eat everything in sight leading to wacky shenanigans involving imaginary cannibalism. |
| E4: Wisconsin | Ultimate bitch supreme Duchess finally gets adopted. but due to being a annoying cunt Mac and Bloo has 15 seconds to get her back to the loony bin, this leads to the entire fosters house killing the kids. |
| E5: Fling dingle home for tards | The totally real imaginary friend Goofball shows up to tortures Frankie and make out with Bloo for 22 minutes. |
| E6: Fosters and Friends attempt to go to hell | The gang tries to go to hell but due to the writers drinking all their dum dum juice before writing the episode. |
| E7: The Macaron hypocrite variety half an hour | Hit rap god Lil Goo appears out of thin air to cause a shit load of property damage and make Mac the one to think about the forever nap for once, this leads to a heated rap battle that gets -4 hits on apple music |
| E8: Drug joke here | Mr.Herriman needs to kill everyone but Bloo so he can snort carrots while this is happening Bloo has a few hours to live before he's force fed rat poison. |
| E9: What the genuine fuck | Eduardo gets imaginary fleas that make a entire society, this heavily implies imaginary friends can breed and that imaginary flea Hitler existed during the course of the episode. (CRAIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING) |
| E10: boring regular 'Bloo is jerk for no reason this time and Mac wants to kill him' episode | i dont even wanna summarize this episode just know that its only funny for a total of 3 minutes, fuck you Craig for this being the only episode you actually appear in |
| E11: POLITICS JOKE HERE | A Social Justice warrior, a OCD Rabbit and A Deranged Bisexual have a presidential war. this leads to the realization that politics are ass |
| E12: Room custody battle | The gang violently murders each other over a room that isn't even that cool, this is a reference to the brutal battles the writers room has to make an episode about either Bloo killing himself or everyone getting high off paint thinner. |
| Stupid fucking Christmas special | after finding out that Santa isnt real Mac gets depression, Bloo being the decides to prove Santa is real by killing his friends and jesus (we all imaginary jews here anyway) |
| E13: FHFIF NFT | Coco sells collectible NTF's, Bloo proceeds to go fucking crazy trying to collect them all, up to the point of actual death. |
Season 4 (2006-2007):[edit | edit source]
now this is when the show goes fucking nuts, Bloo loses his shit and thats a good thing
Season 4 Episodes:[edit | edit source]
| E1: challenge of the trans theory | Bloo's clear abandonment issues are brought to their peak for funny star wars references and the possibility of trans-fem Bloo cause all evil mentally ill people are trans-fem for some reason. |
| E2: BLOO IS RIGHT EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG WAHOOO | Mac tries not to beat the everloving shit out of Bloo while trying to find the answer to the worlds most retarded mystery. |
| E3: TOPEKA PUN BOTTOM TEXT | Mac and Bloo do fucking nothing for 22 minutes this due to writers running out of ideas. |
| E4: DIE BLOO DIE | I fucking hate this episode i hope Craig gets the die virus or some shit |
| E5: Spooky fhfif meal at 3am | Literally everyone tortures Mac for 22 minutes AT 3AM!!!!!!! SPOOKY. |
| E6: Macaron finally dose the thing | Macaron finally tries to kill Bloo before he summons the apocalypse in the form of a surprise party. |
| E7: Bloo Maryland driver cannon | Bloo gets a DUI and fucking crashes the bus, clever reference to Craig crashing his truck into the animation studio right before season 5 started production, fuck you Craig |
| E8: Cheese vs Crackers | Cheese destroys the fosters loonybin due to Frankie being white trash. |
| E9: Bloo's the Bitch | Bloo steals a diseased cat and goes homeless as an alternative to self harming himself for shitty attention. |
| E10: GREEN GOBLER AND ABE FUCKING LINCOLN | Abe Lincoln and his green chud sell imaginary friends into slavery. What did Craig mean by this |
| E11: Tip Ticklers | Lil Goo creates the purple creeper peeps to tickle torture literal children for half the episode (NOW ON THE DS) (WHY DID CRAIG FUCKING WRITE THIS) |
| E12-E13: GOOD WILT CUNTING: A FHFIF OPERA | Wilt's gotta find his deadbeat dad, the dude from spacejam before the gang finds and kills him, with hit songs from the writers monkey room now on CD |
Season 5 (2007-2008):[edit | edit source]
the animators and writers swap places leading to it being a real flash cartoon, ah i love cheap animation
Season 5 Episodios:[edit | edit source]
| E1: Attack of the cheesy finger licking aliens | Cheese acts more retarded than usual in a attempt to attract aliens, this happens cause cartoon network needed aliens to advertise fucking kraft mac and cheese. im not fucking joking. |
| E2: nothing nothing cha-ching | The gang dose literal nothing other than waste time over 100 bucks, freaking out over 100 bucks is reasonable though due to Inflation, i also freak out over inflation, but for uhhh different reasons... |
| E3: SAY IT AIN'T SO, YOUR DRUG IS A HEART-BREAKER | Bloo gets tortured by his own mind the one time he isn't a insufferable prick, just so he can practice a different eating disorder other than the binging. |
| E4: Unc Bloo | Holy fucking shit why dose Bloo look like that. |
| E5: The Bloo stupid-dude and the quest for good animation | Bloo is an egotistical lunatic who constantly sees himself as a quote on quote 'superdude', this is because he is a narcissistic fuck. |
| E6: Who up shlocking their stars | Bloo dose stupid shit to join new hit band "Penis Party", at the end there is a pretty banger song |
| E7: The boy to beat | Bloo actually tires to "go bungee jumping" off the roof once he finds out Mac is getting a personality, and is marrying it. |
| E8: Return of the Yandere: | Berry wears a skinsuit and finally gets to have "fun time" with the little Bloo-man-chu, this leads to Mac becoming a sugar addict. (why did Craig make a episode about Grooming and then proceed to add a alcoholic joke wtf crag) |
| E9: Tick to the Dick | Bloo comes out as bisexual, this leads to The Rock killing him |
| E10: Zombie Tsunami for android | Bloo summons zombies to kill everyone excusing it by saying "its just a prank bro", take a shot everytime i say Bloo in this one article damn |
| E11: Edstein island | Eduardo and his army of babies track down and disembowel Bloo |
| E12: OC DO NOT STEAL | Craigs fuckass OC dicks around for way longer than is considered funny. Craig himself said "im a little pea at heart" no wonder his wife made MLP for old men only jeez |
| E13: Stoner Rabbit for Kitten Huffers | Mr. Herriman lets the house turn into Hell for the 800th fucking time after finding the true way of life. |
Season 6 (2008-2009):[edit | edit source]
the final season where shit gets nuts and by nuts i mean half of the episodes are really fucking boring
Season 6 Epislop:[edit | edit source]
| E1: BEST EPISODE OF TELEVISION EVER FUCKING MADE | Jackie Khones dose the most awesome shit ever for 22 minutes when it should have been 3 hours fuck you cartoon network. and Craig |
| E2: Cococaine | Coco dose fucking nothing this is because women have no personality. |
| E3: Bloo torture porn 300 | The gang brutally "prank" Bloo until he stops moving, the viewers are supposed to find this funny |
| E4: Don't Tube the Bloo | The gang makes shitty 2008 youtube videos while Bloo figures out the most bonkers way to kill himself. |
| E5: Race for existence child and blanket | Mac and Bloo force each other to run until one of their hearts gives out (ending depends on which country is more ass at checkers). |
| E6: the Bloo acid trip 420 | Bloo has a horrifically bad trip while thinking he's the Super-egoPrick, this leads to incomprehensible situations. |
| E7-9: DESTITTY IMAGINITTY | The gang has to save Frankie from the deviant-art goon caves on a wacky adventure. |
| E10: Truth my doof | The house plays truth or dare which leads to Mac and Bloo resorting to calling each other slurs for 5 minutes. |
| E11: MAIL TIME | After a shitload of people get adopted, Bloo gets depression (ALSO EDUARDO IS FUCKING DEAD) |
| E12: Shenanglorp | the gang has to decide between freedom and being stuck in the loonybin while having to be good little cunts. |
| E13: End of the End of Bloo: | after hearing the news that Mac is moving away a total of 2 inches away, Bloo takes matters into his own Nubs and finally dose the most awesome thing of all time |
Controversy[edit | edit source]
due to people having 0 taste this show has developed some type of a controversial reception online, most stupid people complain about the show being mean spirited, which is the entire fucking point of the show. sadly due to the great brain of your average cartoon reviewer their right and anyone who watched the show is wrong. some other retards online are convinced the show is something demon related, Bloo is the antichrist and the yellow one is a whole other thing but still you can trust the internet being right about literally anything, the show also became controversial after the airing the bendy episode, which people are still butt-hurt over around 20 years later, the internet got so mad over the episode that the episodes writer Lauren Faust had to invent a way bigger issue to make people shut up about it. other chuds online question the rules of the show with how there are really no rules about what a a imaginary friend could be, i also do that in this very article but its awesome when i do it fuck you, this questioning also ties in into the demon related theory, with stupid people taking a simple thing and overthinking it into the umph-degree, other controversies the show has had was with Bloo's character because i guess flawed characters are fucking evil, most people complain that he's a horrible friend and a jerk, this is cannon. but everyone in the show is a massive dick to Bloo back so i have no fucking clue what these guys are talking about labeling the guy as worse than hitler due to the fact that he's clearly the antichrist and too stupid to do anything worse than a shit load of property damage DUHHHHHH. Bloo's age and if he's legal also comes into discussion, the show implies he's a child with his retarded mental state keeping him around 5-9 year old permanently, too bad no one watches the show besides bigger retards. so if you search up Bloo anywhere expect something you don't wanna see of the little man. it is also pondered by stupid fans if its ok to abuse your imaginary friends, as in a lot of people really want to beat Bloo to death. i think its ok to abuse these fuckass things cause nearly all of the inhabitants of the fosters loonybin are either mentally unwell/delayed or are some type of minority.
The needed Cheese discussion[edit | edit source]
so. Cheese, what exactly is cheese supposed to be or represent, maybe some message showing that our concept of comedy is flawed. that we see colors on a screen and we only laugh, we never notice anything other the comedy unless the show demands it, Cheese might be the pure example of Anti-Comedy becoming funny, because Cheese, what Cheese is, what is Cheese exactly hmmm, besides being yellow and possibly evil. he only shows up for a total of 4 episodes in which 3 of them he fucking breaks everything cause he's fucking insane or is just a mentally retarded little kid, so what is the point of cheese. it is unknown what he is, worse than the antichrist, absolutely. but the antichrist is evil for a purpose, cheese has no point for existing besides being comedy, is cheese aware of his existence, he seems aware of his surrounds with him still being aware that Bloo was labeled as his brother at one point, cheese is really fucking stupid thats what he is. like damn is this guy stupid, like impossible levels of stupid, it might be because his creator was on every known drug creating him or something, is cheese supposed to be something deeper than what was once seen as a gag, well cheese is supposed to be a stupid sticky ipad kid that smells like dirt and probably eats dirt, is this supposed to showcase how the mentally unwell are seen as just annoying burdens who destroy everything? maybe Cheese is a metaphor for how the mentally disabled are seen as pets, as in the show imaginary friends are treated like pets or just toys. or is cheese a supposed to be a showcase for the cycle of abuse. as in s2e7 Bloo clearly repeats the behaviors that he had to suffer with pre-fhfif. trying to actively hurt Cheese who is mentally weaker than him, Bloo is just a scared child and Cheese is a mentally regressed annoying child, maybe their both victims of societies failure to keep imaginary friends safe, scroll to wack ass worldbuilding for more schizo theorizing and depressing rambling.
Wack ass Worldbuilding[edit | edit source]
FHFIF basically says that there are no rules on what counts as a imaginary friends minus the big fucking spooky ones being labeled as Extremosauruses and stupid baby thoughts being Scribbles, other than that there are no cannon rules, which means it can get as fucking bonkers as possible, Fucked up animals, horrors beyond comprehension, literal demons, fetish things and maybe even Hitler can be someones imaginary friend in this show, in the comics its made cannon that shit even imaginary friends can be straight up humans or a fucked up fusion of multiple imaginary friends. this is fucking horrific cause imagine being a regular human and then one day you realize that your a imaginary friend, now you gotta tell your wife that the kids are half imaginary friend. that shits fucked up bruh. this can also get into body horror due to the lack of rules, a imaginary friend can just be a lump of flesh, fuck basically every SCP can be a imaginary friend in this fucked up universe, also its implied that Imaginary friends are discriminated against, despite most of them being sentient creatures with human like intelligence. but its also understandable why because if i walked into my local walmart and my cashier has a chance of being a black mass with 6 mouths i would piss myself on spot. speaking of intelligence its heavily implied that if your a imaginary friend your basically stuck with the physical, mental and emotional state your imagined with at creation unless something major happens, this is literal horror due to the idea of being 45 but still having the mental state of a teenager or something, imaginary friends with seemingly useless purposes also are basically fucked, in the show all imaginary friends have some type of purpose, so if your a imaginary friend who only exists to be a fucking toaster or some stupid shit your life is kinda forced to be a toaster with a face, which is really fucking lame. some purposes are just fucked up. being a imaginary friend with a purpose that fucks up your life might be a fate worse than death, Take Bloo for a example. he was imagined as a Protecter/entertainer, yet was also trapped in the mind of a child. so being a child with a purpose set up for failure must be really harsh on the mind. it could be worse, as imaginary babies and pets exist, due to the show implying that imaginary friends can only die if they are completely destroyed that also means that if you were imagined as a Baby, Pet or something who's physical or mental state is actively painful your stuck that way until they are eventually obliterated beyond repair. another fucked up thing is that fosters as a thing is set up for fail. the main point of fosters is that imaginary friends are adopted by kids, it sets up on the eventual return and repeat of adoption just for the imaginary friend to get attached to their new owner just to be forgotten about over and over again until something bad happens. its brutal as shit man. in s3e4 a stupid plot point is brought up. that imaginary friends that enter through the doors of fosters have to be there until adoption. this is gone by the next episode due to obviously being stupid but if it was brought back that would be questionable, so that means any: mentally unstable, murderous, are forced to be constant pain, sexual predators, freaks, weirdo, sluts, ect. are supposed to be kept at fosters until adoption. speaking of adoption, who even knows how many imaginary friends end up in homes that are abusive, hell some imaginary friends must be dead post adoption, i know imaginary friend abusers exist, i mean if animal and child abusers exist whats stopping people from getting them, hell i think it might be more common to abuse imaginary friends because the implied non-existent rights for these things. damn, being a imaginary friend would be fucking ass unless you get the perfect mix match of random parts. damn. show for babies. dumbass show for babies.
Other Info for DORKS[edit | edit source]
the show also had really fucking bad video games and blander than dirt comics, the four video games range in quality with none of them being good, the DS one is based of the purple tickler episode where a low poly Bloo walks around for way too fucking long and all he fucking dose is just collect the shit to progress the plot, every fucking thing ive seen of this game is "hey Bloo i need you to collect my 10 what-you-mcFuckems for around 30 minutes cause thats the fucking task" but oh no Bloo's gotta dodge the spooky purple guys before he gets touched. the GBA game has worse graphics and shouldn't exist due to it coming out way after the GBA became the ultimate unc console, the game is a shitty platformer where a ugly ass Bloo sprite jumps around colored backgrounds, because thats great gameplay to the 6 monkeys who actually cared. the Leapster game that came out of the console for literal fucking infants is about literal nothing besides Bloo being a dick and needing to snort all the letters, the Didj game also existed, had the best looking sprites but who gives a shit its based of the only episode that made me want to actively kill myself. the comics are also not good. and can be explained in like 2 sentences. i will not explain them, due to all of them being so fucking nothing that there no content in them outside of cute screenshots. damn outside of the show theres like nothing, in the comics Bloo is a massive dick, like double the ass he is in the show. why doesn't the gang just kill him, like what do they get out of him being alive, he clearly doesn't like being alive either, just put the poor guy out his misery. like nobody likes him, he's a dick, clearly mentally ill. but yeah the comics have no content (minus like 2 of them). other content includes the ugly ass sacks full of baby parts CN disguised as plushies, the DVD's who think that bumpers are bonus content which is fucking bullshit. and the new revival coming fucking never apparently. which is about Bloo yelling at babies cause some fucking genius decided that ooh the mentally ill man with the clear APD needs to watch over babies, great choice wow. i heard revival is also going to be in 3D which is the worst choice ever made. 2D designs that can only work in 2D turned 3D wow. cant wait for Bloo to look even fatter than he already is, this fucking fatass (not a problem to me 😛😛😛) other stuff that is cool is that Bloo's name was going to be Blutard in the pitch bible, its known as the bible due to Bloo being the antichrist, and the name already being taken by the blue hedgehog and the autism army.