Forum talk:I'm done here with Uncyclopedia

• I hope that one day Riker will come back and see how much the community misses him. -- The Zombiebaron 10:21, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

• Shall we declare a national Riker memorial day? ~ 12:14, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Good idea. We can honor all 13 edits of Riker. Maybe put them on stones like the ten commandments (they are all very short, at least the ones I looked at. I'll bring a few of them here). Aleister 12:32 20 12

Least we forget.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The Thirteen Edits

• Edit the first, from KISS: Gene, no more shitty songs from now on, okay?
• Edit the second, from Billy Idol: Billy Idol's given name is NOT Fuck You. 'Nuff said!
• Edit the third, from Avril Lavigne: Avril Lavigne once used her fartbox as a guitar amplifier.
• Edit the fourth, from Facebook: tell the world your dad is a fairy. announce that your sister is open for business now. say that Facebook will change its name to In Your Facebook.
• Edit the fifth, from Sean Combs, Alias: Piss Daddy and TPPP
• Edit the sixth, from MySpace, a quote:

  “Hey, that's MYSPACE, Fool? MY-SPACE!Mr.T”

  ~ Oscar Wilde

• Edit the seventh, from Hardee's: "Home of hypertension & high cholestral - see you soon!"
• Edit the eight, from Brett Favre: Favre means Fuckface in Icelandic.
• Edit the ninth, from Penis: Added Slim Jim to the list of words for penis.
• Edit the tenth, from Steven Tyler: Steven Tyler's manhood was nearly destroyed by a Potato Cannon shot by Ted Nugent during a concert.
• Edit the eleventh, from Yogi Bear: A movie version of Yogi's life was released in theatres nationwide for the Holidays in 2010, & Roger Ebert called Yogi Bear's life on the big screen "Shit in the woods!" No honors were given to Yogi posthumosly after the movie's release, all because Yogi Bear is "Shit in the woods!"
• Edit the twelveth, also from Yogi Bear, a quote:

  “Smarter than the average bear? I say he's nothing but a piece of shit in the woods!”

  ~ Ranger Smith on Yogi Bear

• Edit the thirteenth: Forum:I'm done here with Uncyclopedia

So it's 13 days of celebrations then? ~ 12:37, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

That's taking it to the max, Mad Max to be precise. What's with this new formatting of colors and bars? Is this the new normal? Aleister 12:39 20 12

This is the way Forum talk is usually formatted. It's to discourage people from using it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 20 December 2010

Celebrations? Don't you mean repentance? Riker is not here and it's all our fault! :'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:43, 20 December 2010

Than it's 13 days of fasting and mourning. And everyone who dies as a result of the fast should be martyred. ~ 12:48, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

The third is actually kind of funny. He may be improving as he continues to edit. I will get the fourth. Aleister 12:53 20 12

p.s. Down to 12 edits, the seventh was a code fix to the sixth.

Damn, this is working out just perfect. And such edits they were... 1234 ~ 16:40, 20 December 2010

You know what I'll miss most about him? His self-referential signature. Only a true artiste would include the word "sig" in his own signature. --Black Flamingo 18:13, December 23, 2010 (UTC)